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UrbaneAspects

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Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« on: 02 September 2009, 08:19:06 pm »
Im on another forum here in the states and have heard 2-3 stories about male escorts getting 'caught' for prostituition at various hotels. All 3 of the stories also happened to be in cities where I've worked and advertised, with no problem. Im not sure why they are targetting these guys, but its starting to make me nervous :-\

I havent had any run-ins (knock on hard, hard wood!) but just the idea of knowing it can happen, just have to keep it in the back of your mind. Because there is a whole process to go through here in the states. Why cant we be as liberal as Britain? Why!?
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Lilly1230

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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #1 on: 02 September 2009, 09:00:03 pm »
Ah Joey, it's a crazy world...

We don't have the death penalty, can't be criminalised for the work we do (well this job anyway), we have an effective train network, invented Harry Potter, contraception is free and easy to access and the freedom to practice religion and speech.

But....

We do insert numerous additional letters into the language, wasting literally hours of our lives that we'll never get back (see colour, humour or traveller for examples), we have an all year round rainy season, our petrol is ludicrously expensive and just got more so over the weekend, we're all forced to study Shakespeare at school and really don't have a very sexy government unlike yours (Obama is hot!). Worst of all, we don't have root beer or Reese Peanut butter cups as standard otherwise I would be very fat.

But if you do come over, bring a case of the last two and I'll marry you for a green card.

Kisses

Lilly xxx
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brandy@saafe

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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #2 on: 02 September 2009, 09:11:17 pm »
Quote from: Lilly1230 on 02 September 2009, 09:00:03 pm
But....

We do insert numerous additional letters into the language, wasting literally hours of our lives that we'll never get back (see colour, humour or traveller for examples), we have an all year round rainy season, our petrol is ludicrously expensive and just got more so over the weekend, we're all forced to study Shakespeare at school and really don't have a very sexy government unlike yours (Obama is hot!). Worst of all, we don't have root beer or Reese Peanut butter cups as standard otherwise I would be very fat.

But if you do come over, bring a case of the last two and I'll marry you for a green card.

Kisses

Lilly xxx

At the risk of sounding like a pedant, it's more a case of the Americans omitting certain letters and changing some around, like centre/center, then the English inserting them. Webster created the American English dictionary deliberately different to what was and is the English language as we now know it.
Agree with you though re: the bad weather and the expensive petrol. And yes, give me Obama over Brown any day.
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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #3 on: 03 September 2009, 01:15:49 am »
When in the states, I found myself heartily sick of sprite and coke. I scoured the supermarkets for a bottle of orange pop! I was impressed by the speedy service in MacDonalds though. The mexican guy at the store asked me if we got Spanish radio in europe, I was like, ummm yes Spain is in europe.....! Maybe we could do an exchange visit Joey?
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #4 on: 03 September 2009, 03:24:11 am »
Quote from: cindy on 03 September 2009, 01:15:49 am
When in the states, I found myself heartily sick of sprite and coke. I scoured the supermarkets for a bottle of orange pop! I was impressed by the speedy service in MacDonalds though. The mexican guy at the store asked me if we got Spanish radio in europe, I was like, ummm yes Spain is in europe.....! Maybe we could do an exchange visit Joey?

lol, I was just thinking the other day...If I visit the U.K., I wont find any cute Spanish guys  :(  But then I realize Spain is right next door, the motherland! How are the Spaniards in London anyway? I know in the U.S., we have the 'immigrants' then we have the 'Americanized'.

Americanized tend to be alot more open-minded e.g. New York versus places like Texas and California....totally different men, totally different thinking...
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #5 on: 03 September 2009, 03:26:28 am »
And what does any of this have to do with not getting arrested in London?  :D
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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #6 on: 03 September 2009, 05:13:07 am »
I think you would make a fortune over here Joey. You could market the cute American accent thing, maybe even claim you are related to Brad Pitt or similar by marriage lol.
Then when its my turn to come over to you I could be posh and /or related to the Duchess of York.(Its not impossible, just highly improbable!)
I think a tour of the UK would be great, but be warned it rains a lot and the male population.....well, I wont go there lol.
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Violette

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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #7 on: 03 September 2009, 06:57:59 am »
<Violette is banging head on table>
JOEY! I swear I am going to slap you! The boy has not been listening to me, I have been banging on about this to him in various PMs, but nooooooooo. Honey we are exotic over here. I get so many compliments on my cute American accent, it makes me want to gag. I have never found it in any way cute, if anything when I hear other Americans I think, "Jesus, do I sound like that?!"

Ohh, I just melt when I hear that lovely English accent or better yes, the soft Scottish one. <sighs> This is one of the reasons I am planning a trip to Scotland! :D

He could do UK, Amsterdam, Germany, but I think he will do great in the UK. We could pimp advertise him as American Beefcake, Hot Chocolate Buns, Or American Tootsie Roll, methinks I need breakfast. But any way, think about it hon.  Seriously!
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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #8 on: 03 September 2009, 07:14:23 am »
Quote from: Violette on 03 September 2009, 06:57:59 am
He could do UK, Amsterdam, Germany, but I think he will do great in the UK. We could pimp advertise him as American Beefcake, Hot Chocolate Buns, Or American Tootsie Roll, methinks I need breakfast. But any way, think about it hon.  Seriously!

Haha! I could definitely do with some Beefcake and Hot Chocolate Buns for breakfast today. Nom.

And Joey - you'd be so looked-after here! We'd all be supporting you and it could just be the best tour you ever had. Others correct me if I'm wrong, but now that we're approaching Oct/Nov/Dec doesn't that mean it's a pretty financially good time to do a tour? I'm rubbish at figuring out the trends in our business since I've only been working a year. But anyway, any time of year is a good time for visitors and beefcake! ;D
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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #9 on: 03 September 2009, 11:27:35 am »
Check out all the ladies desperate to get you over! If you having that much of a reaction on here imagine what it would be like if you did tour!?

I think if it is feasible you should do it. I think you would have a blast.
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Violette

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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #10 on: 03 September 2009, 02:52:41 pm »
Joey here you go, so homework. Violette
UK:
http://www.escortguys.co.uk/
http://www.sleepyboy.com/index.php
http://www.absolute-male-escorts.com/home.htm
http://www.gayescortclub.com/
http://www.male-escort.co.uk/
http://www.adultguidetolondon.co.uk/gayzone/
http://www.folkd.com/user/gayescortclub/%2522gay+escort+london%2522
http://www.gayswap.com/
http://www.manchesterlads.com/ml/default.aspx
http://www.manjam.com/
http://www.studfiles.com/
http://www.gay-city.co.uk/

Spain:
http://www.costaescorts.com/escorts.htm

Webcam:
http://imlive.com/hostlist.ashx?cat=1&Roomid=53,52&fromsearch=detail&gallery=1&captionid=8

World:
http://www.uncutmaleescorts.com/
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Now I am beginning to want to work in the U.K.
« Reply #11 on: 06 September 2009, 12:12:33 am »
Quote from: Violette on 03 September 2009, 06:57:59 am
We could pimp advertise him as Hot Chocolate Buns. But any way, think about it hon.  Seriously!


I think I'll go with hot chocolate buns LOL...

Wow, I really have some thinking to do  :-\
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