This punters behaviour is confusing me. Yesterday this guy booked me on the dreaded adultwork and I agreed to meet him. So I went to this really run down area I hate going to and I followed his drections and that but got off at the wrong bus stop so I had to walk to the next stop while I was walking I saw this ungly silver back gorilla guy and I didnt know it was him. 5 minutes later I called him and said where are you? I think I just walked past you and then he said he was on his way back to meet me so I sat and waited for him at the right bus stop. I waited 10 minutes for him and it was only a two minute walk. He then called me saying "He lost his money"  . I was this close to cussing him out but I didnt, part of me was kinda happy, I didnt feel like having sex with an ugly gorilla in a council flat anyway (Not trying to be snobby but it looked like projects) but obviously he was lying, it was the worst excuse ever! So the next day I get about 5 missed calls from him so I call him up and hes Hello, Can I see you? Can I buy you a present, What present do you want? (Jewellery Of course lol and keep in mind I dont ask clients for gifts) But anyway whats he doing? Is he just a stupid time waster?

Yesterday was like Timewaster wednesday. Had two timewasters in one day.

Yes, he's a stupid timewaster!

It's a very strange week this week 

I think we had a full moon. Seriously - in most industries, you get crazier customers during this phase, apparently even the 999 emergency call centres suffer the effects!

Not that that makes it okay for people to be idiotic.