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Violette

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National differences.
« on: 12 June 2009, 12:51:17 am »
Well, I am back in Holland, and have been for almost two weeks, so I decided to seriously experiment and work some on my home turf. Needless I am not making as much as I do when touring, but trust me I am not starving! Plus I get to spend time in my lovely new apartment with my adorable daughter (who took me shoe shopping today! Round 2 on Saturday!) and my furry fluff ball of a cat, Mischief a smoke Persian, who snores (loudly). So, up went the ads, along with the new pictures, and waited. Well, there were somethings I had completely forgotten about Dutch clients. One is PUNCTUALITY! When someone calls and says the he is coming at 11:15, he will arrive at 11:10! It is so refreshing! It is lovely in fact. I kid you not I had 1 no-show(and even he called to apologize because he got tied up in a meeting!) Of course you do have some Nut jobs, but even those are amusing in a funny sort of way. RESPECTFULNESS! The Dutch are soooo big on respecting personal space, they have turned it into an art form. Another one is NO HANGUPS! The Dutch seem to have very little sexual hangups, which is also rather refreshing. I mean the whole attitude towards things sexual is quite businesslike actually. One of my favorite sex shops is Mr.B which is for SERIOUS gay male bondage practitioners, to give an example, there is a canvas straight jacket(which I want) hanging in the window! And you should see the looks on the faces of the tourists, they stop and stare with mouths open and eyes buldging. Funny really.  Oh and the best one of all CLEANLINESS! They are so clean, it is more the exception to find one with hair, not the rule. I will have little old men coming in completely shaved, even the crack of their asses are baby-butt smooth! It is so cute to see those little saggy balls waving at you. :P
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Fallingstar

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Re: National differences.
« Reply #1 on: 12 June 2009, 07:56:33 am »
Ive decided im moving to Holland Violette :D (along with everyone else on this forum)
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: National differences.
« Reply #2 on: 12 June 2009, 07:58:20 am »
Yep me too...send us all tickets please.
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Re: National differences.
« Reply #3 on: 12 June 2009, 09:36:27 am »
There's gonna be several million men around the world wondering, by tea time, just where all the goddamn women have gone.

To Holland, woo! ;D
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Re: National differences.
« Reply #4 on: 12 June 2009, 11:13:02 am »
Seriously, I've never toured before but you've got me considering it!
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Violette

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Re: National differences.
« Reply #5 on: 12 June 2009, 01:55:09 pm »
Did I mention that most Dutch people speak English!? I am not complaining,  I don't feel like I am working really, my busiest day was 3 clients, spaced respectably apart, and even include being taken to dinner. The rates are lower of course, markets and all. But hey I am basically home all day, doing the shopping, my daughters laundry (weeks of it!), and puttering around the place, and getting paid. There should be laws against this. And the only reason I am managing three, is I stop working at 8pm! I can't be asked, and after 4pm, I only do escorts, because my lil darling is coming home. Oh did I mention I start at 12pm?I am working the escort version of banking hours.
But seriously advertising here is, if not cheap, then free, and there are hundreds of sites! I mean if I could be bothered to actually pay for any advertising, I would be loads busier. I'll try that next week. Just to see if I can cut down my working days. I know lazy cow.  8)
But really if anyone wants to come this way, just for a weekend to try it all out, and maybe make a bit of mad money and be able to get stoned as well, all legal, then drop me a PM, and I would be more than happy to help you out.
Oh that furry thing in the photo is the resident Fluffball.

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Re: National differences.
« Reply #6 on: 12 June 2009, 07:57:23 pm »
Quote from: Violette on 12 June 2009, 01:55:09 pm
But really if anyone wants to come this way, just for a weekend to try it all out, and maybe make a bit of mad money and be able to get stoned as well, all legal, then drop me a PM

I wonder what it's like for gays out there... you've got me tempted :D
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Violette

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Re: National differences.
« Reply #7 on: 12 June 2009, 10:03:11 pm »
Quote from: bennyboywonder on 12 June 2009, 07:57:23 pm
Quote from: Violette on 12 June 2009, 01:55:09 pm
But really if anyone wants to come this way, just for a weekend to try it all out, and maybe make a bit of mad money and be able to get stoned as well, all legal, then drop me a PM

I wonder what it's like for gays out there... you've got me tempted :D
From the stand point of fun, well you can have a bloody ball out here, there is Sauna Thermos, ROB, The Regulierdwarsstraat, aka Vasaline alley. Not to mention the coffee shops. Now on the work front there are loads of escort agencies for guys here too. So, you could try to contact a few.
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Re: National differences.
« Reply #8 on: 13 June 2009, 06:37:17 am »
Do you get given a kitty on entry to Holland, then? ;D Because I think that's an important policy every country needs to implement. I adore my tiny new flat but am dying a bit inside with no cat around! *sob* *rushes to Holland*
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Re: National differences.
« Reply #9 on: 13 June 2009, 12:34:54 pm »
Who's up for a mass trip to Holland? Like a much more interesting equivalent to the stag parties you see on early morning 1p ryanair flights :)

Maybe the Dutch tourist board should consider the tagline "Come to Holland, land of the clean, punctual and sexually uninhibited client". Ha!


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Re: National differences.
« Reply #10 on: 13 June 2009, 02:55:14 pm »
Quote from: Carla on 13 June 2009, 12:34:54 pm
Who's up for a mass trip to Holland? Like a much more interesting equivalent to the stag parties you see on early morning 1p ryanair flights :)

Maybe the Dutch tourist board should consider the tagline "Come to Holland, land of the clean, punctual and sexually uninhibited client". Ha!

Ever considered a career in PR?
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Re: National differences.
« Reply #11 on: 15 June 2009, 12:01:05 am »
Quote from: Violette on 12 June 2009, 12:51:17 am
One of my favorite sex shops is Mr.B which is for SERIOUS gay male bondage practitioners,

 Haha- I think I still have some gear from them I got yearrrs ago! :D
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Re: National differences.
« Reply #12 on: 15 June 2009, 07:46:51 am »
Quote from: Violette on 12 June 2009, 12:51:17 am
One of my favorite sex shops is Mr.B which is for SERIOUS gay male bondage practitioners,

I've gotten away from that, I just dont like that shit. I had a regular who was into that...but Im not the type to be instructed. I just like to FUCK!   ;)
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Re: National differences.
« Reply #13 on: 15 June 2009, 08:42:29 am »
Quote from: JoeyR on 15 June 2009, 07:46:51 am
Quote from: Violette on 12 June 2009, 12:51:17 am
One of my favorite sex shops is Mr.B which is for SERIOUS gay male bondage practitioners,

I've gotten away from that, I just dont like that shit. I had a regular who was into that...but Im not the type to be instructed. I just like to FUCK!   ;)


You see - I'm quite the opposite. Of course I can do top, but given the opportunity to choose - total bottom. I guess that makes us a perfect match then ;-)
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Re: National differences.
« Reply #14 on: 15 June 2009, 02:01:21 pm »
I want to go as well!

Although I don't want a cat upon entry into country as I have 4 already....

Violette should be on Holland's tourist and leisure board, she's got half the women here dying to go there already.
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