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Lil Lolita

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Mine WAS (thankfully not now) a bit like Fatal Attraction...

I meet this seemingly nice client (one I keep on about haha), we have a great first couple of meets, amazing sex... then he gets heavy. Wants my number. Wants my email. Keeps saying how much he misses me when he does meet me. Buys me ridiculous gifts. Wants to go for dinner and drinks "as mates"... Keep reminding him this is a business arrangement (like when Dan reminded the bunny boiler in the film it was just casual, he didn't want anything else). This client then books a few weeks ago, goes on the wrong street, starts not being discreet and asking everyone where my flat is, pacing up and down outside. I let him in, sit him down and explain gently that it wasn't working out, he was getting far too ridiculous etc. He then has a melodramatic rant, throws the money at me etc. Calm him down, give him his booking and then make him leave after the hour.

Now I'm just hoping I don't head back home and find a boiled bunny in the pot, stalking house phone calls or anything vandalised! Lol, only kidding about that. Was scary though!

I'd say now it's a little bit like The Secret Diary of a Call Girl (not as savvy as her though).. worked for an agency, shit, tried SDs, even shitter... so after my break, going fully fledged indie :)

What would you say your escorting life is like in comparison to a film or TV show?

MaddieMoo

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Re: Name a film/TV Show that your escort life is compared to and why
« Reply #1 on: 10 October 2013, 01:34:50 pm »
I think of mine a little like spiderman films - normal and studious Patricia Parker by day, but donning my cape (to hide outfits) and fighting the scourage of loneliness at night. Also I think my regulars can be like the villains in spiderman (except they're lovely of course) - Dr Octopus with seemingly a lot of hands, Punisher with a vandetta against young ladies' bottoms and Kingpin, a lot of money and looks just like the character!
I like my men clean, gentlemanly and with envelopes...

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Re: Name a film/TV Show that your escort life is compared to and why
« Reply #2 on: 10 October 2013, 03:16:50 pm »
is it weird that I want to meet your version of doctor octopus.

I suppose my life is more like a working class sex in the city. Im definitely samantha but then I always was!

ana30

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Re: Name a film/TV Show that your escort life is compared to and why
« Reply #3 on: 10 October 2013, 03:45:10 pm »
Mine is like a porn version or "Mary Poppins" -sans the magical umbrella-.  ;D
Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon.

MaddieMoo

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Re: Name a film/TV Show that your escort life is compared to and why
« Reply #4 on: 10 October 2013, 05:04:38 pm »
is it weird that I want to meet your version of doctor octopus.

I suppose my life is more like a working class sex in the city. Im definitely samantha but then I always was!

He has these massive hands that just appear everywhere all at once - he's holding my leg... no, tummy - no, shoulder - no, ankle. He's like a gropey magician  :P
I like my men clean, gentlemanly and with envelopes...

Lynny

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Re: Name a film/TV Show that your escort life is compared to and why
« Reply #5 on: 10 October 2013, 08:56:24 pm »
Mine would be 'Fanny Hill', a nice little country girl moved to the dark sinful streets of the city! Only to be corrupted by seedy lords and their minions!

Woe betide her, a lost little soul...lol 

Chanel xxx

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Re: Name a film/TV Show that your escort life is compared to and why
« Reply #6 on: 11 October 2013, 12:31:41 pm »
Mines would be Elvira Mistress of the Dark as I arrived in my neighbourhood to share some sex magic and happiness but sadly many of the locals dont appreciate it 8)
« Last Edit: 11 October 2013, 12:37:28 pm by Chanel »
So, what she done said was that happy hoes ain’t hating and hating hoes ain’t happy.