I've got to admit to finding the programme the most cringeworthy of all the ones I've seen. Almost made me ashamed of being old, never mind being a prossy.
Sorry to sound so patronising but if I sounded like those women on the phone I would want to shoot myself as for the really old golden oldie, I'm saying nothing. If she was trying to be convincing she failed badly, poor old soul.

But...... Live and let live .... So ladies if I ever sound like any of them ask me for my address to send the gun to so that I can shoot myself.