I am writing this to spread the joy and hope that this holiday some of you are blessed with a sexy, muscler, former Airforce/Marine/Navy etc. who is happy to pay you. And who has 2 tattoos of your favorite cartoon superhero so that you can admire while you're squeezing his huge arms and he's thrusting his huge (but comfortable) thing deep inside the cores of your fruity apple. Because honey...I was