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English Green

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Most funny sex worker documentary ever
« on: 26 February 2020, 11:11:53 pm »
I had watched a bit of this documentary whilr2 flicking through channels. Britain's poshest Brothel ever. Basically indies working out of Kensington and Chelsea.

The funniest thing i just heard one woman talking about how she tries to make 4 or 5k over a weekend but obviously it does not come without risks etc to make that money. Dangerous men and other stuff.

So when the interviewer says the reason Honey earns this good money is not without great risk indeed she is doing things that most escorts would never ever do and risk there health catching STI's. I was expecting her to say bareback vagina or anal but no it was oral without a condom. Hahahaha

Well there is more sex workers offering that service then ones not and for not much money either. How badly researched is that programme.

Another worker says she has an aim for making 5 million in 5 years. Good luck with that but no chance.

There on the programme to get famous and triple there earnings well the ones showing there face anyway so yes they will get there fame and clients will want to book more out of curiosity and to see if there that good but 5 million is laughable.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Most funny sex worker documentary ever
« Reply #1 on: 27 February 2020, 12:54:09 am »
A million a year....*counts* that's...that's math I can't do, smh. I'm happy with 100 grand myself, that's about $300/day. Obviously I don't work 365 days a year but Jesus. I'll have to sit down with the calc on that 1...
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Re: Most funny sex worker documentary ever
« Reply #2 on: 27 February 2020, 03:27:31 pm »
I missed out. I’ve heard it was a car crash tv ..lol
I think the ladies were all based in Chelsea Cloisters.
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Curvyambyr

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« Reply #3 on: 27 February 2020, 03:37:44 pm »
Which channel was it on? Hoping to watch it if it's on the catch-up apps  :)
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English Green

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« Reply #4 on: 27 February 2020, 03:49:31 pm »
It was on 5 star. So should be on catch up.

Yes it was that building and a lot of women that i knew of that had worked there never earnt anywhere near what they claimed to. It is a crap hole place and for an area that is so expensive that can be booked for 50 to 100 pounds per night that says a lot. If i was making thousand a week i would pay for a better location to work from.
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Phoenix

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Re: Most funny sex worker documentary ever
« Reply #5 on: 27 February 2020, 06:03:57 pm »
Call me an old cynic, but I always take a shovel full of salt with folks and their earnings or spending on telly.

Wildly exaggerated for effect.

 Whether that be social influencing' ( ::)) or good old fashioned whoring.

Same with anyone who has multiple fillers and plastic surgeries. Just add a few noughts on the real sum to make the story  ::)
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CelesteManchester

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« Reply #6 on: 27 February 2020, 09:03:50 pm »
So a million bucks a year is $2740 *per day*, which is so far past anything I've ever earned in 1 day it's laughable. To break it down, say you charge $300 an hour. That'd be NINE bookings a day, every day, every single day of the year. The entire year.

Is she bionic? I do 4 appts  & think I'm going to die lol.

And at the end of 5 years, all she has is 5 million dollars? That's not a huge amount, considering ~ at least over here ~ you need 30 TIMES your income to retire & live "comfortably" til you expire.

Please understand I'm not pooh-poohing 5 million bucks, far from it! I don't think it's physically possible.
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Busty Laila

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Re: Most funny sex worker documentary ever
« Reply #7 on: 29 February 2020, 10:15:39 am »
whats the name of the documentary or does anyone have a link x
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BangerRacing

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Re: Most funny sex worker documentary ever
« Reply #8 on: 04 March 2020, 07:41:59 am »
Thanks EG I just watched this last night. That young domme obsessed with anal. I kept fixating on how dirty her laptop was. She said she got her foot inside one guy then panicked on getting it out.  :o You'd need to be pristine clean to offer things like that.

Some of that was scripted because they said similar things about businesses & owning several properties.  ::)
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CurlsnCurves

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« Reply #9 on: 08 March 2020, 05:01:15 pm »
I couldn't be arsed watching it. I knew with a title 'poshest' it was going to be total rubbish. Women flaunting designer goods, going on about punters buying them super expensive gifts, and saying they're earning unrealistic money, no thanks.
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« Reply #10 on: 08 March 2020, 07:03:35 pm »
There's nothing posh about that Chelsea building, smelly carpets and wonky lift. More like Britain's most overpriced brothel building!
Quote from: English Green on 26 February 2020, 11:11:53 pm
I had watched a bit of this documentary whilr2 flicking through channels. Britain's poshest Brothel ever. Basically indies working out of Kensington and Chelsea.

Another worker says she has an aim for making 5 million in 5 years. Good luck with that but no chance.

She sounds like someone on Dragons Den "in the next 5 years, I expect to make 5 million," number plucked out of thin air.
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hot flower

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« Reply #11 on: 09 March 2020, 12:13:52 pm »
From what you've said I'll give it a miss sounds repeatative
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Curvyambyr

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« Reply #12 on: 09 March 2020, 12:35:52 pm »
I watched about 15 minutes of it and turned it off. Just utter rubbish
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Re: Most funny sex worker documentary ever
« Reply #13 on: 10 March 2020, 02:39:53 pm »
Quote from: English Green on 26 February 2020, 11:11:53 pm
I had watched a bit of this documentary whilr2 flicking through channels. Britain's poshest Brothel ever. Basically indies working out of Kensington and Chelsea.

The funniest thing i just heard one woman talking about how she tries to make 4 or 5k over a weekend but obviously it does not come without risks etc to make that money. Dangerous men and other stuff.

So when the interviewer says the reason Honey earns this good money is not without great risk indeed she is doing things that most escorts would never ever do and risk there health catching STI's. I was expecting her to say bareback vagina or anal but no it was oral without a condom. Hahahaha

Well there is more sex workers offering that service then ones not and for not much money either. How badly researched is that programme.

Another worker says she has an aim for making 5 million in 5 years. Good luck with that but no chance.

There on the programme to get famous and triple there earnings well the ones showing there face anyway so yes they will get there fame and clients will want to book more out of curiosity and to see if there that good but 5 million is laughable.
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Re: Most funny sex worker documentary ever
« Reply #14 on: 14 March 2020, 08:01:01 pm »
Ooo I’m going to watch that tonight, I watched a similar one on channel 4 about 2 escorts claiming to be high class (they really weren’t) They were called cookie Jane & Emily B and claimed to earn £10k a night yet only sleeping with 2/3 a night... BS!
The funniest one I’ve seen is A very British brothel based in Sheffield, only found out about it because they’d sent me an email asking if I’d like to work there and be on tv... so I watched it and let just say I declined haha!
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