Does anyone else HATE it when they try and get your g-spot? I just feel like they're prodding at my bladder.

what's the difference between the G spot and the pub? the man will always find the pub 

I had one guy who came to see me once for 30 minute booking, he lasted less than 5 then continued to text me for weeks asking to be his girlfriend because you know, "we'd be so good together" and he "couldn't stop thinking about me" and I am "the most beautiful girl he had ever met".

Yes sonny. That is the illusion I am making you pay for!!

My usual line for the spitters is that if they're not sure what's OK and what isn't, to ask themselves if it would get them an automatic red card on a football pitch. If it would, don't do it to me.

I had one spit on my bum a few weeks back (immediately prior to trying to ram his bone dry finger in it without asking first, as it turned out) so I got up, walked to the side where the wet wipes are, cleaned it off and told him politely not to do it again. He didn't, but this was after he'd already tried to go down on me when I don't offer RO and slapped me around the face thinking it was OK because I offer sub services (which I do, but it's discussed at the time of booking and I suspect he didn't know that anyway). He also spanked me so hard (again, without checking with me first) that I nearly fell forwards off the bloody bed and tried to get me to lick his hairy, piss smelling bollocks.

After all that (and grilling me about my personal life in the most crass and charmless way possible) he told me I must have had such a good time he'd be back as soon as he could so I could have more fun instead of my usual 'boring' punters. Needless to say, I've coped admirably well without him and so have the 'boring' punters but it does make me wonder where they get it from since my acting skills are really not that good .

That actually sounds pretty horrific!

Ugh, I had this regular today who kept saying 'I want you to relax and enjoy me, enjoy yourself, promise that you will cum with me'. Mate, the only reason I am having sex with you is because you are paying me. There's no chance in hell I'm going to enjoy this.

I didn't fake an orgasm because I didn't want to give him the satisfaction.

Hilarious aren't they.

Delusional isn't the word for that one...! I wouldn't have gone along with him either hahaha. Silly twat.

The fucking obsession with squirting does my head in. I've squirted twice in my life. No idea what exactly triggered it...but it wasn't like the orgasm was better than ordinary orgasms.

Hear, hear - I can orgasm at the drop of a hat, but have never squirted (perhaps gushed once, not sure). I wish there was a male equivalent we could ask them about in return: perhaps sucking their own cock...? 

Quote from: Fabulassie on 17 June 2015, 10:17:31 pm

The fucking obsession with squirting does my head in. I've squirted twice in my life. No idea what exactly triggered it...but it wasn't like the orgasm was better than ordinary orgasms.

Squirting is the new orgasm .. of course, most of the idiots can't give a woman an orgasm. Squirting is the sex equivalent of running before you can walk. 

Wow yes I've had so many lately ask this, or assume they will make me squirt! I never have and I can't fake that so just fake the orgasm x