Author Topic: Most Deluded Client of The Year (Read 9697 times)

Shewolf · « **on:** 06 June 2015, 03:58:55 pm »

Reg guy I saw the other day said it was clearly my 'afternoon of pleasure'.

$:-\$

I nearly gagged because I was having such a shite time with him. I was thinking 'you have got to be joking'. I kept looking at his watch on the bedside table from strange angles. He is so gross I don't think I can see him again. He thought I was enjoying it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus. That's all I can say.

Tell you what, I must be a fantastic actress. I am wasted.

Wondered if others had had similar things said to them.

SensationalSonya · « **Reply #1 on:** 06 June 2015, 04:34:26 pm »

Well hats off to you, you definitely are doing a lot of things right

I always get this type of shit, I think because I get paranoid that they'll realise how grossed out I am so lay it on even thicker!
When I first started I did a lot more services to get clients (until a massive burnout taught me otherwise....) Anyway, after a break, all these punters were trying to book and couldn't understand why all of a sudden I didn't love licking their ass or getting spat at.

Starting afresh now though, so won't be making that mistake again!!

Shewolf · « **Reply #2 on:** 06 June 2015, 04:40:45 pm »

No, I won't literally lick anyone's arse. Not really into spit either. I'd probably see my arse with them if they spat at me haha. Who knows what would come next? Probably a fight hahaha

I am not normally an arse licker metaphorically speaking in any shape or form but, where money is concerned, I will go a little distance.

To be honest, some guys have such big egos, they don't need much! x

amy · « **Reply #3 on:** 06 June 2015, 04:54:18 pm »

My usual line for the spitters is that if they're not sure what's OK and what isn't, to ask themselves if it would get them an automatic red card on a football pitch. If it would, don't do it to me.

I had one spit on my bum a few weeks back (immediately prior to trying to ram his bone dry finger in it without asking first, as it turned out) so I got up, walked to the side where the wet wipes are, cleaned it off and told him politely not to do it again. He didn't, but this was after he'd already tried to go down on me when I don't offer RO and slapped me around the face thinking it was OK because I offer sub services (which I do, but it's discussed at the time of booking and I suspect he didn't know that anyway). He also spanked me so hard (again, without checking with me first) that I nearly fell forwards off the bloody bed and tried to get me to lick his hairy, piss smelling bollocks.

After all that (and grilling me about my personal life in the most crass and charmless way possible) he told me I must have had such a good time he'd be back as soon as he could so I could have more fun instead of my usual 'boring' punters. Needless to say, I've coped admirably well without him and so have the 'boring' punters but it does make me wonder where they get it from since my acting skills are really not that good

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Nia Hope · « **Reply #4 on:** 06 June 2015, 07:12:26 pm »

I had a similar moment with a client, we were on the bed at the end of the booking and he cupped my face in his hands, looked in my eyes and said "I know I turn you on more than anyone else" I literally nearly laughed in his face! Oh cringe! X

Midsstudent · « **Reply #5 on:** 06 June 2015, 07:28:25 pm »

Thanks ladies. I've had a really bad few days, these made me laugh.

Shewolf · « **Reply #6 on:** 06 June 2015, 08:38:47 pm »

Quote from: amy on 06 June 2015, 04:54:18 pm

My usual line for the spitters is that if they're not sure what's OK and what isn't, to ask themselves if it would get them an automatic red card on a football pitch. If it would, don't do it to me.

I had one spit on my bum a few weeks back (immediately prior to trying to ram his bone dry finger in it without asking first, as it turned out) so I got up, walked to the side where the wet wipes are, cleaned it off and told him politely not to do it again. He didn't, but this was after he'd already tried to go down on me when I don't offer RO and slapped me around the face thinking it was OK because I offer sub services (which I do, but it's discussed at the time of booking and I suspect he didn't know that anyway). He also spanked me so hard (again, without checking with me first) that I nearly fell forwards off the bloody bed and tried to get me to lick his hairy, piss smelling bollocks.

After all that (and grilling me about my personal life in the most crass and charmless way possible) he told me I must have had such a good time he'd be back as soon as he could so I could have more fun instead of my usual 'boring' punters. Needless to say, I've coped admirably well without him and so have the 'boring' punters but it does make me wonder where they get it from since my acting skills are really not that good .

That could be a passage in a book. Hilarious.

Shewolf · « **Reply #7 on:** 06 June 2015, 08:40:07 pm »

Quote from: Nia Hope on 06 June 2015, 07:12:26 pm

I had a similar moment with a client, we were on the bed at the end of the booking and he cupped my face in his hands, looked in my eyes and said "I know I turn you on more than anyone else" I literally nearly laughed in his face! Oh cringe! X

OMG what a knob haha!

Hadley · « **Reply #8 on:** 06 June 2015, 10:39:09 pm »

Quote from: amy on 06 June 2015, 04:54:18 pm

My usual line for the spitters is that if they're not sure what's OK and what isn't, to ask themselves if it would get them an automatic red card on a football pitch. If it would, don't do it to me.

I had one spit on my bum a few weeks back (immediately prior to trying to ram his bone dry finger in it without asking first, as it turned out) so I got up, walked to the side where the wet wipes are, cleaned it off and told him politely not to do it again. He didn't, but this was after he'd already tried to go down on me when I don't offer RO and slapped me around the face thinking it was OK because I offer sub services (which I do, but it's discussed at the time of booking and I suspect he didn't know that anyway). He also spanked me so hard (again, without checking with me first) that I nearly fell forwards off the bloody bed and tried to get me to lick his hairy, piss smelling bollocks.

That's horrible Amy, that sounds really grim. What is it with some people. Just thinking he can slap you in the face without any prior conversation about it is disgusting.

I cannot STAND saliva and spitting. I just can't stand it, even typing the words makes me retch. Pee, jizz, poo all OK depending on appropriateness of the situation but saliva - no way.

A couple of weeks ago I had a guy who without any prior warning, and whilst I was talking quite animatedly, just spat in my mouth whilst I had my mouth open. Unfortunately, the combination of it hitting the back of my throat hard along with my complete revulsion and surprise meant that I then spontaneously projectile vomited in his face.

Whilst that's not exactly my proudest moment I do wonder sometimes how much exactly we're supposed to put up with. I felt bad but a small part of me thought it served him right for not even asking or caring.

victoryrose · « **Reply #9 on:** 06 June 2015, 11:35:06 pm »

I find it's usually the clients that think they're sex gods that are the absolute grossest, most cringey clients imaginable, and the ones that are all coy and like "I bet I gross you out/you hated all of this" tend to be the really good ones, or at least quite sweet.

Lou2015 · « **Reply #10 on:** 07 June 2015, 01:58:02 am »

My tolerance levels are lessening more each day...
...to the point where I was having such a crap booking that whilst I was riding the client I just said this isn't doing anything for me .... I got off him and left. Part of me felt bad but he had kept asking for services I don't provide.
He looked so shocked.
Again he said he was enjoying himself but as I said I'm not.... I'm losing patience.

cheesypeas · « **Reply #11 on:** 07 June 2015, 10:11:40 am »

Quote from: Lou2015 on 07 June 2015, 01:58:02 am

My tolerance levels are lessening more each day...
...to the point where I was having such a crap booking that whilst I was riding the client I just said this isn't doing anything for me .... I got off him and left. Part of me felt bad but he had kept asking for services I don't provide.
He looked so shocked.
Again he said he was enjoying himself but as I said I'm not.... I'm losing patience.

Good on you Lou. Absolutely with you on that. You are the boss.

VioletteUK · « **Reply #12 on:** 07 June 2015, 11:07:18 am »

I have been at this game so long, I can't remember even having patience anymore.

Midsstudent · « **Reply #13 on:** 07 June 2015, 12:41:29 pm »

Quote from: Lou2015 on 07 June 2015, 01:58:02 am

My tolerance levels are lessening more each day...
...to the point where I was having such a crap booking that whilst I was riding the client I just said this isn't doing anything for me .... I got off him and left. Part of me felt bad but he had kept asking for services I don't provide.
He looked so shocked.
Again he said he was enjoying himself but as I said I'm not.... I'm losing patience.

I nearly did this yesterday. Was on his second pop and not getting anywhere and I felt like getting off and saying 'I'm bored. Can you leave.' I'm probably not in any mood to be working right now.

cheesypeas · « **Reply #14 on:** 07 June 2015, 12:56:48 pm »

50's city gent jabbed a finger in the air and said,
"I can make any woman cum you know, I can find your G spot really easily!"

So I distracted him and we did other stuff.

A few weeks later he rang for a repeat and I said
I disliked his patronising attitude and he wasn't welcome.
He said, 'You must be thinking of someone else...that wasn't me."
Post-orgasmic memory loss I suppose.

(Or did my diabolical mind-control wipe his feeble, humanoid brain huh huh huh!)

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