Ha ha ha , I had what can only be described as a miniature ( how miniature can you get) Paul Daniels lookalike ..bit bossy ( not a problem) .
I'm 6'1" in heels and he wanted to do it standing up without a wall , chair , desk etc to lean on ....so kinda off piste ..of course impossible , to be blunt his dick was about 4ft to low , wanted to tell him to stand on my bedside armchair but didn't , he said see you again and I thought ...errrrm nope !
Mainly because he felt the need to ruffle my hair up so I looked like Sid vicious with a Bun and pearls , Oooh I'm laughing like a loon now !!!