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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Rosesugar on 08 April 2018, 08:54:47 am
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I don't know if you do stuff that's crazy too.
I added all the sleaze co workers numbers in my work phone last night so they don't call me ever .
I work within an hour from my home ,always paranoid another one turns up by mistake .
Tell my hairdresser I'm going shopping and after she leaves brings out all the incriminating evidence?
Gets hair blow dryer and straightened weekly b4 clients visit .
Tells friends can only meet them after 6pm on my busy days and I will go to them .
Asks for specific days off at work each month but say I'm making plans each wed and Friday's .
P,lease tell me its not just me does unexplainable stuff !!
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Sing into the hairdryer in between drying my hair before a client. Blow my hair with the hairdryer while singing it the mirror like I am in a movie. Trawling the internet for porn while my partner is sitting next to me and my mother in law is round. Playing it so he cannot think straight. Look at this babe ;DHanding my partner a towel with a bottle of deodorant out of habit, send sorry I cannot talk right no to people when everybody is driving me insane, regularly stub my toes walking into things while texting replies to prospective clients. Always think it?s a stalker when the doorbell rings, and unhide my dildos and bdsm equipment and erotic art I have taken off the walls as soon as the in laws leave.
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Love your madness keep going :)
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ha like this, I definately do some mad things...
one is that when leaving outcalls I always have to physically check the back of whatever I'm wearing, like my coat, because I always think they might have stuck a note on it saying something like 'this woman is a prostitute!' no idea where it came from but always do it!!!
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Looking back, the madness I did was to not set barriers with clients. Getting in to escorting was a mad choice of mine blimey.
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Looking back, the madness I did was to not set barriers with clients. Getting in to escorting was a mad choice of mine blimey.
aww are you still escorting now?
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aww are you still escorting now?
I am in my last phase of escorting now, living more in the normal world. I am prepared to hand over my phone when the time is right. My bf I am living with, it is beautiful.
I prefer this normal life, I have got hardley any outgoings for outcalls and if they want an incall fine by me they need to book a hotel plus to pay my rates.
I'm on lock down away from the fucktards, my screening has been maximised. This is why it doesn't bother me with sites being shut down.
We discussed this morning and he said he trusts me to get rid of my phone after I said he can dispose of. I said lets stand over the river on the bridge throwing the phone in when the time comes. Marking an end of a chapter
The thought of excites me.
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Loving this thread ;D ;D
Off the top of my head.......
- the looks I get from cashiers pulling hundreds of scrunched up notes from my purse (I guess most people these days pay by card, or at least not have wads of cash for an asda shop)
- arranging bookings via phone call whilst on the bus, I've become a pro at having stealthy phone convos!
-buying 50 odd condoms and 5 packs of baby wipes in one go at Wilkos!
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Shave my legs every other day.
Seriously I used to let it all grow out for the winter. It keeps you warm!
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Me too volutuouscurves!
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Think I'm going mad anyway I'm sure some of you ladies have noticed lol ;D
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Loving this thread ;D ;D
Off the top of my head.......
- the looks I get from cashiers pulling hundreds of scrunched up notes from my purse (I guess most people these days pay by card, or at least not have wads of cash for an asda shop)
- arranging bookings via phone call whilst on the bus, I've become a pro at having stealthy phone convos!
-buying 50 odd condoms and 5 packs of baby wipes in one go at Wilkos!
I did the note thing in Tesco last night ;D and always go to wilko for like 5 boxes of condoms haha
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Do you think cashiers think we're strange for buyin baby wipes in bulk, with no baby in tow?
I go to Home & Bargain for my condoms and also get them from clinic but because I'm a low volume provider I don't need to buy too many boxes regularly, 1 box a week will normally suffice.
So you think they know? When we buy condoms and wipes and I also have men's toiletries - I only ask this because we become so paranoid and jaded in this industry that for us because we know what we are doing I feel we think the world know, or does the world know? Haha
I do but a ridiculous amount of hold up from M&S - I'm sure they know there too!
Xx
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I always play this game with myself wondering what services guys go for lol!
For example I was watching Eastenders and I thought Danny Dyer who plays Mick Carter looked like a guy who loves his ass played with, rimming/prostate massage/strap on, and Phil Mitchell I get the vibe he is one of those who likes to pretend he?s a Dominant when behind closed doors he?s probably a Submissive!
This really perks up long train journeys and makes them far less boring! Hahaha.
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I always play this game with myself wondering what services guys go for lol!
For example I was watching Eastenders and I thought Danny Dyer who plays Mick Carter looked like a guy who loves his ass played with, rimming/prostate massage/strap on, and Phil Mitchell I get the vibe he is one of those who likes to pretend he?s a Dominant when behind closed doors he?s probably a Submissive!
This really perks up long train journeys and makes them far less boring! Hahaha.
This is hilarious I used to watch Corrie street and think I'd give Aidan (Shane ward ) a good few hours ..
Gfe :)
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I have been working in the same town for a long time,
I do not like that my clients recognize me or greet me when I am on the street, so I mimic or disguise when I go out of my flat, sometimes even they visit me, after they have seen me to check if it was me or another woman seemed to me :D
whenever I go shopping for food, condoms & packs of baby wipes,
I wear big clothes, which make me look much fatter,
I feel so, that sometimes even clients,
that go hand in hand with his girlfriend, they not recognize me lol :D
It's crazy, because when I transform for my job,
we do not look like the same woman lol
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Sleeping in my hold ups and lingerie so i dont bother getting dressed until clients book in the afternoon.
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Immediately feeling guilty for no reason if someone knocks on the door whilst with a client, or when explaining to a relative you can meet them today because you are busy.
Doing the same for my other occupation doesn't result in the same effect, even though ordinarily I'm privately very proud of my sex work.
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I went way too far with domination and realised its going to get me in legal trouble or I would unintentionally really injure someone. The clients had all asks for what they received, but it had crossed a line and wouldn't look good to any surprise visitors like the police.
For example, I had a client in Ireland who liked to be tied arms and legs to a chair, gagged at the mouth with pegs on his junk. He enjoyed being burned with cigarettes on his chest and then locked in the cupboard in the hallway for my whole working day, still tied up.
Can you imagine had I been raided and I had an abused priest in my cupboard. This is a tame session, I had clients request much worse, which I excelled and delighted at.
In my real life I wouldn't hurt your feelings, let alone anyone physically. But as an escort I have done crazy things.
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I went way too far with domination and realised its going to get me in legal trouble or I would unintentionally really injure someone. The clients had all asks for what they received, but it had crossed a line and wouldn't look good to any surprise visitors like the police.
For example, I had a client in Ireland who liked to be tied arms and legs to a chair, gagged at the mouth with pegs on his junk. He enjoyed being burned with cigarettes on his chest and then locked in the cupboard in the hallway for my whole working day, still tied up.
Can you imagine had I been raided and I had an abused priest in my cupboard. This is a tame session, I had clients request much worse, which I excelled and delighted at.
In my real life I wouldn't hurt your feelings, let alone anyone physically. But as an escort I have done crazy things.
This really made me chuckle.
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this makes me sound really gross and unprofessional
but
on outcalls to clients who turn out to be a pain i have been known to pee in their shower after
it's more time efficient as i want to get out of there asap
and i think to myslef "hahahaha you thought i was a sweet little prepster girl but i'm actually a total slob!"
sometimes i also chuckle malevolently
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this makes me sound really gross and unprofessional
but
on outcalls to clients who turn out to be a pain i have been known to pee in their shower after
it's more time efficient as i want to get out of there asap
and i think to myslef "hahahaha you thought i was a sweet little prepster girl but i'm actually a total slob!"
sometimes i also chuckle malevolently
>:D >:D >:D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I always listen to britney spears on my way to clients and get in my bad girl mood as im a total geek in real life.
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I like to use nice fitting rooms to take pictures of new lingerie I'm going to wear. I use the tablet on self timer. As I'm getting fed up with home background walls.!
Occasionally take heels in with me to wear in the shots too ;)
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I am extra naughty. All my clothed and half clothed pictures are from clients bathroom, bedroom or on their cool living room sette. If I am feeling my outfit and their property looks dope take a few snaps and those are my new images for touring pictures.
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I am extra naughty. All my clothed and half clothed pictures are from clients bathroom, bedroom or on their cool living room sette. If I am feeling my outfit and their property looks dope take a few snaps and those are my new images for touring pictures.
Like that idea ;)
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Do you think cashiers think we're strange for buyin baby wipes in bulk, with no baby in tow?
I go to Home & Bargain for my condoms and also get them from clinic but because I'm a low volume provider I don't need to buy too many boxes regularly, 1 box a week will normally suffice.
So you think they know? When we buy condoms and wipes and I also have men's toiletries - I only ask this because we become so paranoid and jaded in this industry that for us because we know what we are doing I feel we think the world know, or does the world know? Haha
I do but a ridiculous amount of hold up from M&S - I'm sure they know there too!
Xx
I had a cashier once start talking to me about the trials and tribulations of motherhood, took me a minute to realise she assumed I had kids with all the wipes, I just went along with it!
I know what you mean in regards to do people realise or is it paranoia, I think in most cases people are completely oblivious unless they’ve had experience of something similar before. If someone guesses what I do i always wonder how they know and often it’s bcos they’ve been involved in the industry in some way, driver, punter etc or have known girls who do this.
I think this is also relevant in other areas of life, before I had experience of being around drug/alcohol addiction I never saw just how prevalent it is
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I have been working in the same town for a long time,
I do not like that my clients recognize me or greet me when I am on the street, so I mimic or disguise when I go out of my flat, sometimes even they visit me, after they have seen me to check if it was me or another woman seemed to me :D
whenever I go shopping for food, condoms & packs of baby wipes,
I wear big clothes, which make me look much fatter,
I feel so, that sometimes even clients,
that go hand in hand with his girlfriend, they not recognize me lol :D
It's crazy, because when I transform for my job,
we do not look like the same woman lol
same! always wearing a cap and not so classy when i go for shopping...totally different and i like it
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My favourite thing is always “spot the other sex worker” on public transport. Plus actually having savings compared to my peers. That and being pretty game to try almost anything. Screwing a guy up the arse with a cucumber, for scientific interest of course 🤣
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On the computer all afternoon looking for hotel deals and telling my co workers that I'm going away with a friend for a night looking for somewhere nice to stay !!!
In the end I minimised the screen >:D
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I’ve started saying weird things to people and my friends that I say to clients when I take bookings etc. Sometimes I don’t realise I’m doing it until after I’ve done it.
One of my friends who knows what I do said I said something the other day on the phone that seemed really strange and then she clicked it was probably work related.
I also text a girl the other day who I haven’t been friends with for long saying, “it’ll be a pleasure to have you back” when we were talking about meeting up again. She must have thought it was so strange.
I also keep talking about screening potential dates and I also now have a ‘text me on the day and see if I’m free policy’ for anyone who lets me down for plans last minute, just like I do with clients.
I never give people my door number for my address either. I naturally give them the road and tell them to ring me when they’re outside.