I don't know if you  do stuff that's crazy too.
I added all the sleaze co workers numbers in my work phone last night  so they don't call me ever .
I work within an hour from my home ,always paranoid another one turns up by mistake .

Tell my hairdresser I'm going shopping and after she leaves brings out all the incriminating evidence?
Gets hair blow dryer and straightened weekly b4 clients visit .
Tells friends can only meet them after 6pm on my busy days and I will go to them .
Asks for specific days off at work each month but say I'm making plans each  wed and Friday's .
P,lease tell me its not just me  does unexplainable stuff !!

Love your madness  keep going 

Looking back, the madness I did was to not set barriers with clients. Getting in to escorting was a mad choice of mine blimey.

aww are you still escorting now?

I am in my last phase of escorting now, living more in the normal world. I am prepared to hand over my phone when the time is right. My bf I am living with, it is beautiful.

I prefer this normal life, I have got hardley any outgoings for outcalls and if they want an incall fine by me they need to book a hotel plus to pay my rates.

I'm on lock down away from the fucktards, my screening has been maximised. This is why it doesn't bother me with sites being shut down.

We discussed this morning and he said he trusts me to get rid of my phone after I said he can dispose of. I said lets stand over the river on the bridge throwing the phone in when the time comes. Marking an end of a chapter

The thought of excites me.

Shave my legs every other day.

Seriously I used to let it all grow out for the winter. It keeps you warm!

Think I'm going mad anyway  I'm sure some of you ladies have noticed  lol 

Do you think cashiers think we're strange for buyin baby wipes in bulk, with no baby in tow?

I go to Home & Bargain for my condoms and also get them from clinic but because I'm a low volume provider I don't need to buy too many boxes regularly, 1 box a week will normally suffice.

So you think they know? When we buy condoms and wipes and I also have men's toiletries - I only ask this because we become so paranoid and jaded in this industry that for us because we know what we are doing I feel we think the world know, or does the world know? Haha

I do but a ridiculous amount of hold up from M&S - I'm sure they know there too!

Xx

I always play this game with myself wondering what services guys go for lol!

For example I was watching Eastenders and I thought Danny Dyer who plays Mick Carter looked like a guy who loves his ass played with, rimming/prostate massage/strap on, and Phil Mitchell I get the vibe he is one of those who likes to pretend he?s a Dominant when behind closed doors he?s probably a Submissive!

This really perks up long train journeys and makes them far less boring! Hahaha.

This is hilarious I used to watch Corrie street and think I'd give Aidan (Shane ward )  a good few hours ..
Gfe