During really long and boring bookings I find myself idly wondering - mid blowjob -  why pubes remain ginger when the head hair turns grey and other such nonsense..I have managed to keep that one in my head for now..

Haha! That has made my morning, glad im not the only one who thinks these things!

I once had a client who hardly said a word and i was desperately trying to fill the silence after running out of things to say i said -

"So are you single, married, gf, bf, cardboard box?"

Cardboard box wtf? I had been singing big fish little fish in my head while giving him a bj earlier!