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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Supergirl on 26 November 2019, 03:17:15 pm
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Just had quite the odd booking and needed to tell someone! Everything we did he had to announce so we had :
Pussy licking!
Blowjob!
Cowgirl!
Fingering!
Doggy!
But the absolute best bit was when he had me laid face down, shouted Tits and arse! followed by Piledrive!
Thing is he was only about 3.5 inches maybe 4 at a push...
Piledrive?? I couldn't even feel him 🤣🤣🤣
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Bwahahahah!😆😆
I had 1 last week who asked what my parameters were (smh, you're going to have to be more specific bub, there's dozens of things I do & don't do). I basically replied with that & he said, "Well, can I touch you?"
Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh, I'm repeating in my head. Naturally my filter goes out the door (as usual🤦🏼♀️) & I said, "This whole thing's going to be really difficult if you don't, wouldn't you agree?"
I mean, he made no mention when booking that he just wanted an hour of no touching...🤷🏼♀️.
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My worst was in a first (and last...) civvy sex date. He spent ages faffing about with the condom, saying he struggled to use them because of his girth - and he had one of the thinnest dicks I've ever seen!
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It's so weird isn't it when they think they're a big boy? This client today definitely thought that. I mean surely they've seen other men's cocks before? I was just really thankful I'd replenished my smaller size condoms!
Very much torn about seeing him again as can't say I had a good time and he mauled me a bit but did calm down when I told him to be gentle although did have to remind him a couple of times.
That said he was done in 20 so over nice and quick for my hour rate.
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In the poshest voice ever May I call you a slut Would I be allowed to call your pussy a slit?
With a nice grin I said oh of course, so he did. :)
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I have had a few of these.
Simpleton - Can you deep throat it, proper deep throat it?
Me - I am it's all in my mouth!
It's about 4inches long!!!!!!
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I have had a few of these.
Simpleton - Can you deep throat it, proper deep throat it?
Me - I am it's all in my mouth!
It's about 4inches long!!!!!!
Deluded simpletons more like 😂😂 because I’ve had those tiny cock clients asking the same.
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Oh god I'd forgotten about this client till he phoned today (he's in my phone as pile driver) 🤣
He's booked for tomorrow - I've got to take the booking as I need the money with lockdown imminent. How am I going to keep a straight face???
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It's so weird isn't it when they think they're a big boy? This client today definitely thought that. I mean surely they've seen other men's cocks before? I was just really thankful I'd replenished my smaller size condoms!
Very much torn about seeing him again as can't say I had a good time and he mauled me a bit but did calm down when I told him to be gentle although did have to remind him a couple of times.
That said he was done in 20 so over nice and quick for my hour rate.
Reminds me of the guy who keeps asking for large size condoms because he is 'so big'.
No mate, you're not.
And I rather resent him using up my large size when he can barely fill up the reg.
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Oh god I'd forgotten about this client till he phoned today (he's in my phone as pile driver) 🤣
He's booked for tomorrow - I've got to take the booking as I need the money with lockdown imminent. How am I going to keep a straight face???
"piledriver", sounds like a treatment for haemorrhoids :P
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Who’s the 1 who posted about the guy that said, “Now I’m going to thrust.”
I laughed for THREE DAYS over that, I swear.
Sounds like a really bad musical🎶.
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I saw a guy a couple years ago who had a very specific fantasy about being "tricked" into taking off his clothes in the presence of muscular gay men who would "use" him. Not an uncommon fantasy at all, if you offer any sort of domination or strap on you will get requests for this.
So all proceeded as I'd normally expect, including a part of his kink which was for me to keep saying "You're a little sissy who loves cock, tell me you want it" etc, while using my strap on. This was all going well and he was getting incredibly excited, then just as he was about to pop he shouted "Yes! Yes I love it! I love men and I'M GAY FOR COCK!!!" :D
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Lots of you have had this already but 2 weeks ago I had a geeky 20something, carried a backpack (you know the sort) after much texting he said to me "do you like a big cock?" oh i love it i replied, "well you are in for a BIG surprise", great i'm excited.....fast forward to him dropping his pants and it was two inches of pure horny sex weapon!
How do they convince themselves? Straight face? My eyes nearly popped out onto it, but they'd miss the target obvs! ;D
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To make apparently hetero clients cum I was taught by my girlfriend to say, 'I've got a big black man waiting next door and I'm going to call him in to fuck your ass.' They'd cum the moment I said 'your'. I'd turn my face away and hold back the giggles.
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That's hilarious. Thing about me I laugh I dont hold it in ..if they ask why I am laughing I jst say "Oh you're so sweet and funny." What a compliment 😅🙄