Bwahahahah!😆😆

I had 1 last week who asked what my parameters were (smh, you're going to have to be more specific bub, there's dozens of things I do & don't do). I basically replied with that & he said, "Well, can I touch you?"

Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh, I'm repeating in my head. Naturally my filter goes out the door (as usual🤦🏼‍♀️) & I said, "This whole thing's going to be really difficult if you don't, wouldn't you agree?"

I mean, he made no mention when booking that he just wanted an hour of no touching...🤷🏼‍♀️.

It's so weird isn't it when they think they're a big boy? This client today definitely thought that. I mean surely they've seen other men's cocks before? I was just really thankful I'd replenished my smaller size condoms!

Very much torn about seeing him again as can't say I had a good time and he mauled me a bit but did calm down when I told him to be gentle although did have to remind him a couple of times.

That said he was done in 20 so over nice and quick for my hour rate.

I have had a few of these.

Simpleton - Can you deep throat it, proper deep throat it?

Me - I am it's all in my mouth!

It's about 4inches long!!!!!!

Oh god I'd forgotten about this client till he phoned today (he's in my phone as pile driver) 🤣

He's booked for tomorrow - I've got to take the booking as I need the money with lockdown imminent. How am I going to keep a straight face???

Oh god I'd forgotten about this client till he phoned today (he's in my phone as pile driver) 🤣

He's booked for tomorrow - I've got to take the booking as I need the money with lockdown imminent. How am I going to keep a straight face???

"piledriver", sounds like a treatment for haemorrhoids  

I saw a guy a couple years ago who had a very specific fantasy about being "tricked" into taking off his clothes in the presence of muscular gay men who would "use" him. Not an uncommon fantasy at all, if you offer any sort of domination or strap on you will get requests for this.

So all proceeded as I'd normally expect, including a part of his kink which was for me to keep saying "You're a little sissy who loves cock, tell me you want it" etc, while using my strap on. This was all going well and he was getting incredibly excited, then just as he was about to pop he shouted "Yes! Yes I love it! I love men and I'M GAY FOR COCK!!!"

To make apparently hetero clients cum I was taught by my girlfriend to say, 'I've got a big black man waiting next door and I'm going to call him in to fuck your ass.' They'd cum the moment I said 'your'. I'd turn my face away and hold back the giggles.