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anonymoussw

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Itchy
« on: 27 March 2009, 01:51:23 pm »
Hmmm. I let a client shave my ass last night. That's going to itch like a motherfucker when it grows back :s
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brandy@saafe

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Re: Itchy
« Reply #1 on: 27 March 2009, 04:31:52 pm »
Wait till you start walking.

UrbaneAspects

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Re: Itchy
« Reply #2 on: 28 March 2009, 01:16:13 am »
If he used clippers it shouldnt. But a razor, you're going to be all bumpy and red. Make sure you dont have another shoot until it heals or your photographer is going to have to hire a photo shop wizard  :D

BTW, did you get turned on  :-[

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Re: Itchy
« Reply #3 on: 28 March 2009, 09:04:21 am »
But a razor, you're going to be all bumpy and red. Make sure you dont have another shoot until it heals or your photographer is going to have to hire a photo shop wizard  :D

BTW, did you get turned on  :-[

Yeah it was a razor. and I have been smothering myself in E45 cream all morning :(.

Um... I was tied to a coffee table at the time - :P so yeah  :-[
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

shiftytardarse

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Re: Itchy
« Reply #4 on: 28 March 2009, 11:08:05 pm »
E45 is only going to make you sweat. Use talc.

anonymoussw

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Re: Itchy
« Reply #5 on: 29 March 2009, 12:28:00 am »
E45 is only going to make you sweat. Use talc.

Thanks. I have resorted to an anti-itching cream now.

The thing is, I rather like the way it makes my bum look... but am I going to have this reaction every time I do it? or is there a way of shaving one's bottom without having it turn into one giant rash?
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

lexienight

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Re: Itchy
« Reply #6 on: 29 March 2009, 02:43:50 am »
E45 is only going to make you sweat. Use talc.

Thanks. I have resorted to an anti-itching cream now.

The thing is, I rather like the way it makes my bum look... but am I going to have this reaction every time I do it? or is there a way of shaving one's bottom without having it turn into one giant rash?

Cream.  Use a cream or wax it baby.  Back, sac and crack!

Seriously though, my bikini line is ok with shaving but if i try and go bald i have to use cream on the more sensitive areas.  Dont go cheap though, boots own is shit but buy the immac for bikini lines and you should be fine. 

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Re: Itchy
« Reply #7 on: 29 March 2009, 10:47:34 am »
Ok, thanks :)
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

anonymoussw

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Re: Itchy
« Reply #8 on: 31 March 2009, 01:37:43 pm »
I would like to report that this may have been the most uncomfortable weekend of my life. Wow that was intense and I still have big red spots to get rid of ... Lesson learnt I think. Veet next time...
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

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Re: Itchy
« Reply #9 on: 31 March 2009, 06:04:02 pm »
Be careful when u run don't want a fire!  :P