ok I had a client last week and it was thee most cringeworthy horrible experience ever.
He was really nervous but we soon got down to the business and were both getting quite into it.
After about 20 minutes I started to smell THE WORST smell ever. I couldnt work out what it was and was slyly sniffing various parts of myself and him during the sexual act hehe.
I then saw something out the corner of my eye. A brown puddle at the edge of the duvet. He'd sharted!
I literally didnt know what to do because I dont think he'd even noticed it and was going down on me and clearly very relaxed and enjoying himself. So I grabbed my pillow and covered the offence up (so that he wouldnt see it and be humiliated forever) and told him I had a really bad headache and would need to end the booking early with a small refund.
I then had the pleasant job of throwing my duvet, sheets and pillows in the bin outside and having to purchase new ones. FURIOUS.
He emailed me when he got home saying "sorry about the little accident. I didnt say anything because I was hoping you wouldnt notice".
HOPING I WOULDNT NOTICE? so he was happy for me to get into my bed with shitty sheets that night? How mean.
Has a client ever done/said anything thats made you cringe? Or am I the only lucky one