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It is a neuro-vegetative reaction caused by stress. With experience, you will be less stressed and things will get better.

You can also practice swimming every day, this really helps to calm down and regulate the intestines.

I don't feel the need to poo but it's sod's law that sometimes I'll get the urge to do a massive trump as I am waiting for them to approach the door!

I really hate it when you have that 50/50 thing about needing to do a number two about 10 minutes before a booking!

It's stress related. I wake up around 7:30am every day because I need solid 2hours to "poo myself out", pee as much as I need and get to functional. I won't start or leave mine unless I know I'm done with my number 2 for the day 

When I get longer bookings in the morning I make sure I don't eat anything too heavy on my stomach the evening before and have rather tea than coffee. It still happens to me from time to time that I have to poo once I'm ready and the client is 3 min away. If i see I'll be running a few min late I just text them say I got a "outfit malfunction" and just please give me a couple of minutes more. They don't mind if it's less than 5 minutes and it gives me enough time to wash and clean the toilet (I'm a bit pedantic about my toilet lol).

I always, always always have to pee last minute. I drink a huge quantity of water every day and I need to pee a lot. I know I'll have to pee last minute so basically I have my stockings and bra on, the rest is ready on my bed. Once I'm done peeing and washing myself (again), I need 1 more minute to jump into the rest of my outfit.

It's a routine question really and you'll get there. What took me 30 min when I started now takes me 10 minutes because it's become automatic (you just prepare and go through the motions without even thinking) and you'll get hold of it. Yesterday I had a guy in my street already and i still had to pee and finish my makeup, I pulled it off because I now know how to optimise every second when getting ready. All you need is practice and you'll stress much less

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

I know the link will not click on to work but paste it. The latest television commercial which I thought was a joke. No idea if it works but might give it a try if it is in Sainsbury's 

Another thing I do, no matter how recently I've had a shower, is have a quick gypsy wash (front and back) with a flannel and warm lightly soaped water just before the client arrives.

This is what I always do too but had no idea it had a name!