A recent email. Enjoy.
"Hi there!

I'm H***** a 39 years old Norwegian tall and quite slim guy who travel to Singapore and Hong Kong quite often due to our business there.

I would love to meet up with you next time I'm in Hong Kong, and I was also wondering if you would feel comfortable with kissing? If so, my question is: Does your tongue have a line in the middle (some sort of longitudinal groove)? The reason why I ask is that I find such tongue extremely sensitive and exciting. For 3 years ago I met a Chinese girl who had a tongue with a deep line in the middle. I have attached a picture so you can see what I mean. It was the first time I kissed a girl with such a tongue and I could feel the line and it was so sensitive. Unfortunately I never met her again. Now I wonder if your tongue is like that. I do however realize that such a tongue is very rare.

But I sincerely apologize if the question offended you in any way. I also need to inform you that oral hygiene to me is of utmost importance. I have nice teeth which I take good care of, so I often brush my teeth and rinse my mouth.
 
What I wish is to have clean fun and some nice tongue kissing (back to the tongue again, sorry). Not straight away of course but after some talking.

I'll send you my picture if you want.
 
Cheers!"
 

Sooo, does your tongue have a line in it? 

I was just amazed by this email, I had to share it. And for the record my tongue doesn't have a line down it! As to the dating site, I think it is a Northern European thing, I get this as well in Amsterdam, a full out description sometimes down to whether they are shaved or not! Now I will ask if their tongues have groves as well! LMAO!

Talking of lines, has anyone else noticed that quite a few ball-sacks (bald ones, tee hee) have a risen groove down the middle of them, like they have been sewn together? What the hell is THAT all about?

Early on, male and female foetuses are the same. After a few weeks, if there's a Y chromosome (i.e. it's male) various changes happen, including the genital slit that would otherwise become a female vulva joins up to become the scrotum. That groove - which is visible in nearly all men given the right conditions - is where the edges joined up.

Seriously. Picture (and more technical language, so the proper name for the ridge is apparently the Penoscrotal Raphe) at http://www.caitlainscorner.com/content/view/550/59/.

I thought everyone's tongue had a groove...

I thought everyone's tongue had a groove...

Violette - your emailer might be in luck with Ian. 

Ian, I think he must mean a very pronounced line, mine is hardly visible.

I checked out the tongue thing too. What are we like?! Do you think a woman's tongue has a slightly inverted groove so it slides nicely over the raised groove of the..... erm..... ahem, penoscrotal raphe? Evolution knew exactly what it was up to.

I checked out the tongue thing too. What are we like?! Do you think a woman's tongue has a slightly inverted groove so it slides nicely over the raised groove of the..... erm..... ahem, penoscrotal raphe? Evolution knew exactly what it was up to.

Haha, that's genius!

Quote from: EmilyJones on 01 July 2009, 06:40:52 am

don't you just also love the way these emails are written like they're contacting someone from a dating site?

you mean shit like "I'd like to find out more about you?" Had that last week and felt the guy was responding to a personal's ad. obviously a dud.

No, more like the: I'm 6'2", muscular with brown hair and a mustache - I'm just waiting for the: "I like long walks on the beach .... " but have had the I'm shaven hope you like that ...