Just a little vent but I had another two numpties thinking I'm running an agency.
One texted 'Who is available today' and another one 'I can't see any photos of the girls on the website'.

(   What?!...)

I had something similar. Guy called me and I knew after his first sentence he is an idiot which I don't want to see so told him I am fully booked.
Couple seconds after he called again asking who else is available on my area

I see plenty of idiots - mainly inflated egos, but I see less of them now that I no longer offer 15 or 30 min appointments. I had one guy book a 30 min appointment and then describe a detailed roleplay he wanted to carry out, including various outfit changes, and things I've be hard pressed to do within an hour booking. No thank you.