I think I've had my fair share of variety when it came to outcalls. Some terribly dirty homes and beds which had seen better days when it came to duvet covers etc. Having to put my face onto pillows which had pillow cases needing a hot wash etc.  When I'm expecting a client I make sure the bed is clean and fresh smelling and I have linen only used for work which is separate to my personal stuff.  Am sure most of us do this.

Also discovering there are children asleep in the house while I'm there is not good at all and thankfully no disasters on that score.

On a nicer note though I've visited homes which were more like show homes. Nothing out of place and hygiene standards which were far better than mine and my place is CLEAN !! 🙂

Can I meet him in a layby as he had nowhere to park his truck!

Errrrr.....no!

I been asked this many, many times.

This thread has reminded me about a Xmas day overnight I did years ago.
The client was using the home of other family members who were away..but they left behind their 'odour' seeped into the sheets and pillow cases.
They clearly hadn't been washed in a very long time 

A friend of mine went to an outcall and it was something like a mental home thing I was so shocked

christ youve just brought back a memory i thought id buried. When i worked for a agency years ago they had a regular client that lived in a old people’s care home. The nurse would leave your fee on the side because the guy couldnt even move he just lay there. I was 18 and he had these long horrible fingernails. The agency said he doesnt have sex just wank him off and leave. He booked girls a few times a month even though girls didnt treat him the best. Its a sickening and sad memory xx