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River

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Re: I just threw up on a client
« Reply #30 on: 30 July 2011, 12:43:02 am »
You share your personal sex toys,
with clients? 

No, I meant they are the toys that I use on Clients when asked - not on myself. I only* perform* anal play ( not receive ) and all these toys are anal ones.
My point was that, condoms or not - the memory of the mess is vivid in my mind when I think of the Client and see the toys in my kit-bag. It is not something I get asked to do very often, once every couple of months maybe

Kool. You sound about as grossed out about it as me.
And equally into the safety / hygiene aspects too.
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Re: I just threw up on a client
« Reply #31 on: 10 September 2011, 12:37:25 pm »
This is a good thread,

I do OWO (I know its a topic that is sensitive, do we or don't we, but I personally heave with a condom on, like sucking on a balloon) but obviously some guys are bigger cummers than others :-[

One guy I saw would have put 10 men altogether in shame for the amount that came out  :(  It was TERRIBLE  After I got him out the door as quickly and politely as I could I threw up and heaved for ages.  Then I went to go out with my friend who was a WG at the time and was telling her about it and started to heave again, I rushed to the toilet as I was retching and couldnt stop the spasms even though there was nothing left to come up, the next minute she (friend) grabbed my head and threw a handful of water in my face!!
You know what!  It worked  ;D
BTW  I didn't see the guy again, even the memory of it 3 years on makes my stomach churn ::)

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Re: I just threw up on a client
« Reply #32 on: 12 October 2011, 02:57:21 am »
YES!

It was during a watersports session, him there between my legs ready to drink the golden nectar, except I was getting stage fright, so I kept downing and downing water... and BAM!

Before I knew it I had downed so much water I involuntarily threw up all over the poor soul. The best bit? He liked it and tried to rebook me via email after for a watersports and sick session "as I'm into that kind of thing" ...

After that experience if I f*ck anything up I just call it fettish.

So glad I'm not the only girl to vom on a client though!

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Re: I just threw up on a client
« Reply #33 on: 23 October 2011, 09:30:37 pm »
Oh god today seeing a client all going well, squirting away, then the client said - I think u need to go to the toilet. Shit I thought, literally! Occasionly due to the pressure all the squirting contracting puts on the bowels a wee bit of poo escapes. However today the poor client got an unexpected hardsport bonus. I was so embarrassed tried not to show it and catried on the booking. I thought shit that's gonna put him off, luckily he wasn't too grossed out. Finally I thought what the heck, probably will never c him again so what does it matter!

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Re: I just threw up on a client
« Reply #34 on: 23 October 2011, 10:20:36 pm »
I really don't like squirting though it is possible and i've been asked a lot about it.  Im really not prepared to get my bedding covered in it all.  But after reading this it is a defo NO NO ! YUCK !
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Re: I just threw up on a client
« Reply #35 on: 23 October 2011, 10:45:45 pm »
Oh god today seeing a client all going well, squirting away, then the client said - I think u need to go to the toilet. Shit I thought, literally! Occasionly due to the pressure all the squirting contracting puts on the bowels a wee bit of poo escapes. However today the poor client got an unexpected hardsport bonus. I was so embarrassed tried not to show it and catried on the booking. I thought shit that's gonna put him off, luckily he wasn't too grossed out. Finally I thought what the heck, probably will never c him again so what does it matter!


Whaaaaa.....aaaat???  :o

I have said this before on here, but I've never lost control of my bladder or bowels...!

I have no idea what's 'normal' these days! ???


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« Reply #36 on: 24 October 2011, 02:13:44 pm »
I really don't like squirting though it is possible and i've been asked a lot about it.  Im really not prepared to get my bedding covered in it all.  But after reading this it is a defo NO NO ! YUCK !

Well I love the squirting and so do the guys.  Actually its really hard for me NOT to do it, it just comes naturally.  I use a waterproof protector and don't mind at all washing sheets, thats what washing maschines are for!

As I said - this only happens occaisionally, like 1 in every 15/20 guys, and normally literally only a wee bit.  This was NOT normal for me and I know the reason why today (won't go into details!!)

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Re: I just threw up on a client
« Reply #37 on: 24 October 2011, 02:25:38 pm »
Oh god today seeing a client all going well, squirting away, then the client said - I think u need to go to the toilet. Shit I thought, literally! Occasionly due to the pressure all the squirting contracting puts on the bowels a wee bit of poo escapes. However today the poor client got an unexpected hardsport bonus. I was so embarrassed tried not to show it and catried on the booking. I thought shit that's gonna put him off, luckily he wasn't too grossed out. Finally I thought what the heck, probably will never c him again so what does it matter!


Whaaaaa.....aaaat???  :o

I have said this before on here, but I've never lost control of my bladder or bowels...!

I have no idea what's 'normal' these days! ???


LOL Cat, that was an exception for me, why I rushed to post it!  Not so much losing control per se, more too much pressure there. (sorry if this was all TMI guys)

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Re: I just threw up on a client
« Reply #38 on: 24 October 2011, 03:01:44 pm »
Oh god today seeing a client all going well, squirting away, then the client said - I think u need to go to the toilet. Shit I thought, literally! Occasionly due to the pressure all the squirting contracting puts on the bowels a wee bit of poo escapes. However today the poor client got an unexpected hardsport bonus. I was so embarrassed tried not to show it and catried on the booking. I thought shit that's gonna put him off, luckily he wasn't too grossed out. Finally I thought what the heck, probably will never c him again so what does it matter!


Whaaaaa.....aaaat???  :o

I have said this before on here, but I've never lost control of my bladder or bowels...!

I have no idea what's 'normal' these days! ???


LOL Cat, that was an exception for me, why I rushed to post it!  Not so much losing control per se, more too much pressure there. (sorry if this was all TMI guys)

Oh I see :D Gosh, I was beginning to worry that I might lose all control during a particularly spectacular orgasm  ;D

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Re: I just threw up on a client
« Reply #39 on: 24 October 2011, 06:18:17 pm »
Ahh squirting! I am a bit jealous that I can not preform this. How common is it? Come on girls tell me all xx

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Re: I just threw up on a client
« Reply #40 on: 24 October 2011, 07:27:09 pm »
Ahh squirting! I am a bit jealous that I can not preform this. How common is it? Come on girls tell me all xx

I'm not sure Hettie.  I know that guys often tell me that they see girls claiming to be squirters and they r not or they just squirt 2 or 3 times and thats it..  Then they see me and tell me they've never known anything like it.

Thats great for me obviously!