1. With a party client c..ke and I head to the bathroom to close the door the client says oh no leave it open I like seeing a girl take a shit. So I do my thing while chatting away I'm not going to let the situation hold me back from going as it is a longgggggg night ahead of me.

2. Charging 50quid to 100quid just to fart in clients face who requests for it in the meeting, I get money first then release. In Civvy life we hold in our farts as it is not lady like to fart in front of a male who you like dating etc. These are only with c..ke party clients 

3. Being paid to eat dinner date and only do one time sex end of the meeting or no sex at all as most are full stuffed from food and drink I find these fun

4. Pissing on a client in a wine glass and he drinks it but in civy life when bursting to go mid sex stop half way to go toilet then return to real sex cant piss on the civy guy.