I agree, escorting would be a dream profession for me if BO didnt exist. Or bacteria.

Nothing gets me totally off the job like a reek... breath or the parts. telling a grown man to wash his dick and preferably also brush his teeth gets me more exhausted than an hour long bang with an 80 year old who smells of armani, gel and toothpaste.

Never had an hour long bang with an 80year old to be fair but if they would all smell lovely, please send them my way, even if I were to have a kinky retirement home in my apartment.
If you're brad pitt and reek of urine and garlicy rotten teeth knock elsewhere, I beg!