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UrbaneAspects

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Happy April's Fools Day  :-[

Dang, Im a day too late but I couldnt resist. Its still the 1st here anyway  :P

brandy@saafe

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Re: I've been booked in England, and will visit you all this weekend!
« Reply #1 on: 02 April 2009, 07:25:29 am »
Most of us were in bed by the time you thought that up. :P

medea

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Re: I've been booked in England, and will visit you all this weekend!
« Reply #2 on: 02 April 2009, 09:17:16 am »
oh just a april fools joke i hoped you would really come accross the ocean

i actually haven't heard any of  those jokes.... for years.... and i never do them myself...

UrbaneAspects

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Re: I've been booked in England, and will visit you all this weekend!
« Reply #3 on: 02 April 2009, 09:25:54 am »
I tried not to, but then it just dawned on me that it was the day!

anonymoussw

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Re: I've been booked in England, and will visit you all this weekend!
« Reply #4 on: 02 April 2009, 10:03:15 am »
Yeah

Actually I was rather concerned going for my GU checkup on April Fools... was just hoping the nurses were not feeling to "hilarious"

"You'd better sit down. I am sorry to have to tell you this, but you've got AIDS"

"what!?"

"Haha, only kidding - here, have a mint"

Oh and yesterday I saw some guys at uni wrapping a car in Tinfoil... awesome :P
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

UrbaneAspects

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Re: I've been booked in England, and will visit you all this weekend!
« Reply #5 on: 02 April 2009, 07:19:04 pm »
"You'd better sit down. I am sorry to have to tell you this, but you've got AIDS"

"what!?"

"Haha, only kidding - here, have a mint"

no thats a bit extreme. I cant imagine a nurse doing anything like that. Although I did have a particular person ask me when my test results were finished, paused for a good few seconds and then asked "when was the last time you said you had unprotected sex?" which scared the shit out of me.

And another thing Benny, they wouldnt of said you have AIDS, thats bullshit. They'd say you have HIV which is the virus which causes it. Gee, study up boy!