Him: Are you in booking now?
ME: No I'm with cat
Him: You have boyfriend?
ME: I have cat
Him: I want you to ring me and listen to you give a man a blowjob & be your boyfriend
Me: Nah cba, sounds boring, i'm going to watch TV instead.
I always ignore people who clearly have no intent of paying for a sexual service buuuut I think we all know that toying banter mood we get in once in a blue moon a prod back doesnt hurt.