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Ola how much for a suckie sucky an how much for jiggy jiggy.

I am still laughing.

This made my morning!

Xx

I give them the  phone number and address for the local police station on the uxbridge road !!! 

Received this email on AW, does anyone else aside from me think this guy has a screw loose?

i have been with a few porn stars and filmed many
you do look fine
have you ever howeve rsuffered from piles?

Err wtf

Huh! rofl sorry but i would respond "no but reading this email seems to bringing them on" lol

Just got an email from a guy on aw 'are you available for an outcall tonight', just looked at his profile, and he is accessing from Greece.  Am I in for an overseas voyage tonight?

*********
I am seriously thinking of reporting him, as he has just sent me another email with 'his hotel' details in Battersea.... If I didn't click on 'show profile' I might have gone to a fake outcall...

He can't be in London, if his aw profile says 'accessing from Greece', can he? he wouldn't be able to send emails if he wasn't logged in....

iv just got this on aw! he offered me 1k...

Subject:    hardsports

Hi, I'm John. I'm looking to do full 2 way hardsports. This is where you shit on me and i shit on you, this can be over the body,but it would preferably be in the mouth, we would chew and cover bodies in it while having sex. I realise that this is extreme and many people are put off before they even look into it. However, If you are willing to try, or simply a little curious and maybe want to see some clips of it, then please email me here or add me to msn on john.f********@hotmail.co.uk. Hope to hear from you soon.
 


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i have just logged onto aw.. in half an hour iv had 3 emails, two very strange:

first one

Subject:    escort

wow love the pics hun remmeber meeting you for a date once

i doubt it hun, been with my hubs since i was 16.

2nd:
bject:    Gangbang

Hi

I am 1 of 3 guys that get together for gangbang sex. we are 35, 42 &50. We are used to each other (not Bi) and like to play with a single female.
We like a couple of hours as we like to play 1 on 1 as well as 2-3 of us using you. If you want to experience a spit roast with 2 of us DP'ing you, we can do that. We can either cum in you or over you.
We prefer bareback and have up to date (and regular) test certs.

Whats the fee and a possible date(s)

i replied:

hello danny.

sadly i do not offer bareback. I hope you find the girl for you soon.

take care x

"now a little bit about me i am 25 from London and i am new to all of this but this is something iv decided that i want to do .
i am looking for something that's not your regular practice .
what i would be interested in is i would like for me and my work colleague to visit you and we would like you to dance for us whilst stripping and then for you to pleasure your self with toys or your hands whilst we watched you .
that is all we would be wanting so we would not be interested in any sexual acts upon our selves we would just like to watch you"

So new to all of this that he has two profiles, the above having been only set up yesterday, and has already sent 125 emails from it...
His other is about 6 months old and 1982 emails sent. Zero bookings ever made. I accidentally pressed "spam" underneath the message. Oops.

Him - are you free this weekend
Me- ooh i dont know what does my profile say
Him-your schedule is from monday
Me- well then i guess I am not free.
Him- sorry should have read your profile
Me- i guess so!

Act like an idiot and I will treat you like one.

I usually get the "Im not at computer", "My computers just crashed" or "I cant remember which site I saw you" when this happens