Him: 'Hi Niamh, I'm getting married next week and I want to meet up with you for one last naughty blow job before I commit <self depricating laugh that sounded more congratulory than anything else>
Me (world-weary): Ok-ayyy...
Him: 'I want a really sloppy, messy, blow job for an hour. Lots of deepthroat and gagging, just really sloppy...something fun before I get married'.
Me (day 2 of tour, and very tired): Look I don't think I can do it, sorry.
Him (outraged): Is it because I'm getting married?!Are you judging me?!
Me: Urgh no, I just couldn't be bothered sucking you off for an hour...sorry.
>>click<<
Annoying men about to get married are just urgh. And yes, I'm judging.