I hate the ones that dont bother reading my profile, I have typed my rates, availability, preferences etc into my bio as well as in the set areas, but still I get texts/calls/emails asking "how much for X amount of time" "do you do such and such". Hello read my profile, I mean do they not realise how stupid it makes them seem.

i think they should only be able to get our numbers once they have read DOS AND DONTS.
like a tick box,with terms and conditions..
they would still ignore probably AAArrrgggggg

I've learned to deal with the basic email enquiry and thought maybe someone else might want to use this tip for those frustrations. I've put everything that's in my profile into my auto response in bullet form with the heading "If I don't get back to you the answer to your question is in this auto reply"

so it's just the bare bones information on my profile - how much, where, what basic services are, that domination costs more (and those rates) and how my booking system works.... basically the information most people ask.  So if someone actually is serious, the info is there. Mostly I find the people that write to me %80 just want me to interact with them and aren't interested in booking.

I very rarely get a booking through email. it's almost always through text and phone. My phone has been off for 5 days as I was ill. I'm dreading turning it on...

AW message today:

twit: Babe you avalable?

Me: Please call for a same day appointment.

twit: Were about in notts are u bbe

Me: No reply!!

Honestly... 

Phone call today: Hiya, was wondering if you'd do an outcall at 2.30am tomorrow even though your profile says you only work until 11. Or you could come get pissed with us for free and then come back to ours.

Really?! 

Needless to say I politely declined and hung up promptly.

xx

Got this gem via AW:

Hi Princess i love your profile.You seems very nice.Im Tom also work here on Adultwork as an Escort (2 years) Tom28SE.The reason ive contacted you is that you seem very nice.Im not looking for Escort but serious relationship with a nice girl like you.Due to my work i find it difficult to find a girl for relationship where the girl would accept my work but she was still cool pretty and naughty.Im not really atracted to too good girls.My previous relationship was with an Escort/Mistress girl too and it worked fine although we are only friends now.If a nice but a bit naughty Boyfriend would be something that interest you please get back and lets get to know each other maybe we could start with a nice dinner.You can check out my profile or just reply with your email adress and ill send you my pics.Looking forward hearing from you.Tom xx


Why do these guys waste time? Don't they know time is money?

infact..you have to write back to that and say "you cant be serious!"
that would put me in foul mood if i just woke up..at the stupidity of it..