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reneesme

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3405 on: 24 September 2012, 12:00:10 pm »
I had this gem sent at stupid o clock - how much should I charge?????   ;D

WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO EITHER SHIT/PISS IN MY MOUTH DIRECT OR POST TO ME YOUR PISS/SHIT ALONG WITH INSTRUCTIONS AS REGARDS TO YOUR PREFFERRED USE THEROF? IF SO HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE? IF YOU SPECIFY A SENSIBLE CHARGE I WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD YOU REGULARLY. X

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VioletteUK

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3406 on: 24 September 2012, 12:56:07 pm »
Some people.
Guy calls, wants to know when I am starting, I say 12pm, he then says he will call back. Then asks if there is anything I need. I jokingly say, some phone credit, and coffee. How or why he introverts this to mean I want to have coffee with him, is beyond me.
He texts, calls, and finally gets the hump because I wouldnt met him for coffee! Wtf!?

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sadie x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3407 on: 24 September 2012, 01:38:39 pm »
A few times today when someone has called,ive ansewered and asked them to call in half hour,as i cant talk and im busy..
and then they start texting,where are you?how much?What uniforms do you have?(the most frequent,irratating question im asked!!!)
One guy i snapped and text "if i cant talk,why would i be able to text?"i said ring in half hour"
his reply" Texting is not talking"
OH pissoff!!
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3408 on: 24 September 2012, 04:26:43 pm »
Quote from: reneesme on 24 September 2012, 12:00:10 pm
I had this gem sent at stupid o clock - how much should I charge?????   ;D

WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO EITHER SHIT/PISS IN MY MOUTH DIRECT OR POST TO ME YOUR PISS/SHIT ALONG WITH INSTRUCTIONS AS REGARDS TO YOUR PREFFERRED USE THEROF? IF SO HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE? IF YOU SPECIFY A SENSIBLE CHARGE I WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD YOU REGULARLY. X

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I received the same and advised him(amongst other things) that typing in capitals is usually interpreted as shouting.
« Last Edit: 24 September 2012, 04:29:09 pm by Strawberry »
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Holly T

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3409 on: 24 September 2012, 10:18:57 pm »
So the e-mail on AW:

"Hello there gorgeous would you ever be Interested in joining the porn industry?? X"

I nearly went on a rant about how I'm already a member of the porn indistry. I don't sell pictures of my teddy bear in my private gallery!  :FF

I replied saying that I wasn't interested in letting him record a booking with his camera phone.  No reply yet so I guess that was the wrong answer  ::)
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VioletteUK

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3410 on: 24 September 2012, 10:41:43 pm »
After receiving this infernal text 3 times in a row.
Can you please send me a sexy pic of you
I replied: can you stop sending me the same stupid texts?
Still waiting for the genius' reply.
« Last Edit: 24 September 2012, 11:34:09 pm by VioletteUK »
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orchidperfume

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3411 on: 24 September 2012, 10:54:17 pm »
Had the same text the last 3 days running , *can you fuck me with youre hard cock*, bit difficult as im a woman !!! 
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VioletteUK

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3412 on: 24 September 2012, 11:32:49 pm »
This just in! Regular client of mine who likes extreme things, wants to take it to another level, and meet in a graveyard, be tied to a grave stone, and pissed on! I am an adventurous girl, but desercrating a grave is not in my bucket list of things to do as a Dom. WTF, is in the air lately?
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sadie x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3413 on: 24 September 2012, 11:52:25 pm »
Quote from: VioletteUK on 24 September 2012, 11:32:49 pm
This just in! Regular client of mine who likes extreme things, wants to take it to another level, and meet in a graveyard, be tied to a grave stone, and pissed on! I am an adventurous girl, but desercrating a grave is not in my bucket list of things to do as a Dom. WTF, is in the air lately?
now there getting riiculous..fantasys are just going to bizarre!
its strange these days if a guy just wants a massage and suck!
im like "are you ok"?
sure you dont want a side order of a dump,with that??
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3414 on: 25 September 2012, 12:00:09 am »
Yep they are def getting weird, just saw a RB on AW where the guy says he would like to whip your pussy. I really hope its a spelling mistake otherwise OUCH.
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sarahyorks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3415 on: 25 September 2012, 12:27:10 am »
Quote from: orchidperfume on 24 September 2012, 10:54:17 pm
Had the same text the last 3 days running , *can you fuck me with youre hard cock*, bit difficult as im a woman !!!

see to me this reads as 'you are hard cock'which makes things all the more confusing

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Little_Miss_Misanthropy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3416 on: 25 September 2012, 02:30:48 am »
Ten page long message from guy - which started with 'I don't like to boast'...then went on to boast of yacht, city job, giant penis etc. etc. blah,blah,bleurgh.

Ended with;

'I want to book you but a guy like me only books high class grlz and you havent mentioned that your high class anywhere in youre profile can you message me back and let me know'.

WTF?! Dude you found me on Adultwork, I think you've answered your own question....



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Kitty_of_Herts

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3417 on: 25 September 2012, 09:03:35 am »
"Hey, Im completely new to London and in need of some help! My new job
needs me to know my way around places like kensington pretty well and ive
been getting lost a lot - I was hoping for maybe like we meet at the
nearest tube station, you could maybe help show me around, grab some lunch
or something then a 1 hour incall?"

Didn't realise I'd accidentally clicked yes to "Tour guiding" on my Adultwork likes list...
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sadie x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3418 on: 25 September 2012, 09:46:43 am »
Quote from: Little Miss Misanthropy on 25 September 2012, 02:30:48 am
Ten page long message from guy - which started with 'I don't like to boast'...then went on to boast of yacht, city job, giant penis etc. etc. blah,blah,bleurgh.

Ended with;

'I want to book you but a guy like me only books high class grlz and you havent mentioned that your high class anywhere in youre profile can you message me back and let me know'.

WTF?! Dude you found me on Adultwork, I think you've answered your own question....
prick..
i had a guy yesterday ring..
Im thinking of a 3-4 hour booking,then i want to take you shopping and pay you VERY well..
and why would you do that?i could hear i was on loud speaker,
and heard sniggering................................slam didnt even respond
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3419 on: 25 September 2012, 02:26:44 pm »
Hey everyone! I've been reading the posts on this thread for some time and now I finally have something to post..

Message on AW last night:
Him- Hi I'm in XXXXXXX tomorrow? Would you car to meet at 5pm? I only want oral? x
Me (thinking he said car meet)- I'm sorry I don't offer car meets. If you would like to book a hotel I am available at that time for an hour at ?XXX
Him- I don't have a car or hotel. I didn't see that you only do outcalls. I only want a blowjob.

I was so confused as to why he wanted a car meet if he didn't have a car, so I read his message again and realised it was a spelling mistake. Oh well. Was thinking of replying saying I misread his initial message but to be honest I don't want to give him any more reason to keep talking to me.
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