I have been having a really bad day today. I'm on tour in Birmingham and not one bloody client that booked has turned up.
So the last thing I needed was this email in my inbox:
Hello,
I saw your profile and would love to meet you for an hour
You sound ideal for me, looking for a lady like your self for weekly meetings.
would like all services without condoms, I am clean and had a vasectomy so no issues there...
willing to pay ?250per hour.
Write soon
David x
I couldn't resist and had to reply:
"You do know that there are hundreds of girls on here that already offer what you want ?
You don't have to waste your time e-mailing escorts that clearly state on their profile that they don't do bloody bareback because frankly a mans word that he is clean and has had the snip is like trusting GW Bush when he said Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. Which Ironically is exactly what the man has, loads of tiny little weapons of disease and ruin.
And you can save yourself loads of money because you won't have to offer nearly twice the rate the escort asks. And the you can afford to see the escort twice instead of once a week."
Stupid dickhead.
