Quote from: ilovedots on 15 August 2012, 08:52:40 pm

Quote from: VioletteUK on 15 August 2012, 06:26:13 pm

You lasted longer than me. I would have told him to f off, after the rude request for details.

After reading a thread about myself on a punter forum, where a bunch of poor sods complained that I put the phone down on them all the time, I am trying to show a bit more patience, but it ain't easy, I must say 

Well that's easily fixable... don't read the punter forums 

xx

I got myself into such a tizz over a negative post on a punter forum once, the guy was a dick during the whole meet to the point I asked him to leave. I've had clients since then say they've read the forum post and say you can tell that guy was a wanker! LOL!

Punter forums are more hassle than its worth I think.

Text at 11pm last night

'Would you like a booking with me tonight?'

errr love you are the one that wants a booking with me not the other way round!

Doh!

xx

Text at 11pm last night

'Would you like a booking with me tonight?'

errr love you are the one that wants a booking with me not the other way round!

Doh!

xx

I had an email at seventeen minutes past midnight a week or so ago (which I saw the following morning) asking if I was 'working tonight'. Even if there are people who would have taken this, why on earth would you email (my ads do ask people to email rather than ring, but I somehow doubt the sender had read my ads)? I didn't have any missed calls, so it's not as if he'd tried.

I love this thread so much- just going through my phone to find some delightful texts to share:

Him: Do you mind me saying I think you are stunning!
Me: Thank you
Him:Its my pleasure hun I find you incredibly attractive I admire a lady that takes pride her appearance and of you callibre. xxx
Me: IGNORE
Him: I would be proud to have you at my side as your partner I would love you like a queen and to worship you like a goddess xxx
Me: Still Ignoring...
Him: I was hoping we could be mates hang out and have a laugh
Me: Sorry no, I have a boyfriend and plenty of mates.

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Him: Part 1 of thi bbw number UK little word in English he would meet with thee if it is possible write mi streets poscod
Me: (in head) WTF?!
Him Are available today
He then sends this text 5 times in an hour.

****
Him: I like u big gril wat u name

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As well as receiving many missed calls made between 2am-5am I get a text saying 'Please wake up'

****

And finally today-

Him: I have a really bad cough but I feel OK, can I come and see you?
Me: No, I'd rather not have your germs
Him: I'm not contagious I swear. Just coughing my lungs up! lol lol
Me: Really, it's OK, you can keep your lungs to yourself.

I suppose at least he asked in advance and didn't just show up with a nasty cough, but really, would anyone accept this?!

The ones who tell you how you should run your business because it doesn't fit with what they're demanding.

Pricks 

Ok this was my lovely conversation with a guy about 5mins ago.
Him : what do you charge for 30mins
(no hi or anything)
Me : heya, well for 30mins i charge ?100, panda -x-
Him : oh thats way too much most girls in your area charge at least half that, would you do 30mins for ?40?
Me : no sorry, i do 30mins at ?100 and 15mins at ?60 it that is any help to you panda -x-
Him : ok what about ?60 for 30 mins and i come and pick you up at your home and take you back?
Me : no sorry sir, prices are what they are marked panda -x-
Him : are you sure?
Him : how about ?100 for 30mins and ot will be you, me and 2 of my friends x
Me : im sure and sorry but i dont do groups panda -x-
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Quote from: Panda on 17 August 2012, 11:04:25 am

Ok this was my lovely conversation with a guy about 5mins ago.
Him : what do you charge for 30mins
(no hi or anything)
Me : heya, well for 30mins i charge ?100, panda -x-
Him : oh thats way too much most girls in your area charge at least half that, would you do 30mins for ?40?
Me : no sorry, i do 30mins at ?100 and 15mins at ?60 it that is any help to you panda -x-
Him : ok what about ?60 for 30 mins and i come and pick you up at your home and take you back?
Me : no sorry sir, prices are what they are marked panda -x-
Him : are you sure?
Him : how about ?100 for 30mins and ot will be you, me and 2 of my friends x
Me : im sure and sorry but i dont do groups panda -x-
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Classic Boundary Pusher!

xx

I know right? I was like  like im going to do a group for the price of one guy that you wont even pay ... yeah right o.o
panda -x-

Why do Friday night texters always seem so incoherent?

Just got this one: "until what time u take appointment and does fk is inclued", and earlier on "is 1hr unlimited cum"

no "hello" or anything