I will be attending an event on Saturday 4th August, to which I would like you to accompany me, at which we will play a little game - It will be your mission to pull a girl attending this event and get her to come back to the hotel with us for fun, if successful you will receive a bonus payment of ?1,000 Think you are up for this?

What in the name of fuck? 

I good phone conversation where services prices are discussed.
He rings back.

• I really want to see you but I was wondering if there is any movement on your fee.
  You charge ?160. Is there any way you would consider ?150?" 
  

Is that weird?

[/li][li]If you can afford ?150, you can afford ?160. If not then you are doing something seriously wrong and should stop seeing Whores and phone Alvin Hall instead.[/list](http://www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/features/student/images/alvin-cash270.jpg)

Oh that did make me giggle! lol!

Well, just been with a client and returned to my phone to find a voicemail waiting:

"Hello lovely, I'm in your area for the next hour and wanted a quickie. But theres isn't a cash machine so can I perhaps pay you next time?"

There are actually three at the end of my road (cash machines) and I've never seen or heard fromt his guy, so doubt there will be a "next time"... *** Presses 3 to delete message ***

Got this lovely email today:
You're not a size 8, I'd estimate a 12 at least

This must be from john galliano himself...

Xx

Seriously, what an idiot.

I have not been offering incalls this week, and have very very clearly stated that, right at the top of my profile, in Bold BLOCK CAPITALS.   yet, I've had around 20 ( possibly more) emails and texts asking the famous ' whereabouts are you based'..... I don't know what else can I do for the poor guys to make it easier for them to notice.....
Also, i got an email this morning titled 'meeting ASAP'. Ok- why doesn't he ring me instead if he needs ASAP?! Anyway, I sent him an email back- please ring me, will be quicker.
He then starts to text me: 'are you available now?'
Me: 'yes, for an outcall only'
Him: 'how much for half an hour outcall' (he also sent his full postcode) now...he had just read my email, so must have been able to see my rates as well? Or maybe I am too demanding...
Me: 'the price is xyz'
Him: 'ok. What are your services please?'- ..............
Me: 'everything is listed on my profile'
Him: 'excellent. Can you send me your face photo?'
............ NO

Are these guys for real?

rings!:"can i book for a fuck"

i just burst out laughing and put phone down,because i couldnt stop giggleing

Quote from: sadie x on 03 August 2012, 05:53:42 pm

rings!:"can i book for a fuck"

i just burst out laughing and put phone down,because i couldnt stop giggleing

I once answered the phone and the guy just said "can I have an outcall please" like he was booking a taxi 

Bless!x

Call i just had...

Him: Hi can you do an Outcall now?
Me: where?
Him: *asks someone else" where abouts
3rd persons answers!!

I promptly hang up 

EEK! Lucky escape there!