Some idiot keeps on calling me at 2:30 AM!!!!
Since then he's been called me 5 times all the up until 11:30am !!So he's called me 6 times in total!
Crazy !Then he sends me a text(in perfect English) : Hey Lala tryd clng u u ain't ansrng
Ughhhh 
I'm like I KNOW ITS INTENTIONAL  !

update: just sent him the following message
Why are you calling me at 2:30 am?!! And you've called me 6 times. Please leave me alone and stop calling me. I am not interested !

Him: Fyn wateva

And more wallies are coming out of their dark little hiding places.

By text:
Him - are you working right now?
Me - yes, what did you want?
Him - just kissing, bj, sex and anal
Me - BJ is fine although I only do it with a condom, and i don't offer anal at all
Him - I would want anal included

Yeah, but you know what? I. DON'T. DO. IT!!!!

Told him to listen to the simple clarity of what I'd said (didn't use such big words to him though, might have confused him), and then gave him the good news that he was blocked.

I bet he would have wanted all this in a half an hour appointment too - dork.

Just had request to piss in a glass then call his wife and when he hears her voice on the phone,throw the piss over his face wtf?

I have also had the smallest cock in the world man. I just told him I couldn't see it and he must be confused and actually be a girl

LMFAO!! 

I have also had the smallest cock in the world man. I just told him I couldn't see it and he must be confused and actually be a girl

Oh you're brave! I use to have a regular who I have down in my phone as 'acorn'. But I've seen bigger acorns! lol

A guy called me from the Croydon area yesterday asking which was the nearest station to travel for him to get to me
Croydon is so far away i decided to do him a favour and recommend someone local.
to which he says
 "lolya me want to see you , like youre big titties."
 to which i said , im sure you do
He said i will travel, ive got a car or i can borrow one,
 He then asks what service i offer and could i explain it to him
To which i put the phone down and listed him as joker in the phone!
O  xx

Kinky by nature,

That was said to him via email. If you had read what the other girls had put about his long, lengthy and completely tedious emails (with pictures) you would have read my comment in the context it was written - responding to others about this man.

I am not rude, unsympathetic or lacking in respect. He has wasted my time on more than one occasion, constantly contacting me. I am incredibly professional and feel it is totally unacceptable for you to judge the comment I have made on a string of stories without the full picture.

Now who's not respectful...

So this wasn't even a booking where you knew for sure of his lack of endowment? You just went by pictures that may or not have been him? Then I guess I come from a different school. Regardless of whether or not I'm aware of the full picture, I stand by my comment. Unless it's for the purpose of Domination and it was something specifically requested by them I wouldn't have dreamt of belittling a perspective client in such a way, regardless of his prior actions towards other escorts. I deal with clients on a one to one basis. That's just an excuse. Even if he had wasted my time, there would be other ways of dealing with him other than to resort to insults. Whichever way you want to put it, it's a total lack of professionalism.