I've had overnighters in the past for ?300 - would this be possible?

My reply would have been: No.

I have seen one particular client before, and he wanted to book me again today. However, he asked if my security needed to be there, because it's 'sordid'  This really really annoyed me.

I've already had Mr "I've got an incredibly small penis should I have it extended so it's 2ft long but only 3mm wide man", now this - do you think it's the same bloke or a different one?!!?  This could be my first job you know. If only I were available at the time(s) he needs (I genuinely am not available though lol!!):

Dear Bananmuffin,
I am a 57 year old businessman from Scotland who visits Birmingham on a regular basis. I have enjoyed viewing your website and Adultwork profile and would like to humbly request an appointment. I am visiting Birmingham tomorrow and, with apologies for the short notice, wondered whether you might be available for a one hour or one and a half hour appointment from around 11.45 am tomorrow morning (I arrive at New Street at 11.10) or alternatively an appointment in the early evening?
The services that I would be interested in, with your permission, are:
Foot worship;
Over the knee spanking (you giving, me receiving);
Humiliation (you giving, me receiving; I have a small penis and just one very small testicle and I am unable to satisfy my wife sexually; as a consequence she has had numerous affairs during our marriage including with my best friend and with one of my brothers);
Oral (me giving, you receiving);
Rimming (me giving, you receiving);
Hand relief (but only if you consider that I deserve it).
Please accept my sincere apologies if any of my suggestions cause offence. I am very submissive and would welcome the opportunity to spoil and pamper you; to worship and adore you; and to be humiliated and laughed at by you (mission accomplished ha ha ha!!).
Once again, please accept my apologies for the short notice of my request for an appointment. Should you be available and consider me worthy of an appointment please let me know what time would be convenient and what fee would be payable.
I hope to hear from you. Yours submissively, Halfsack).

Views ladies?

I'm interested in an overnight booking in the next few weeks. This would be at a top hotel in central London, most likely around Kensington.

The night would include drinks and possibly a club for a little dirty dancing and further flirting. Then back to the hotel for some great sex.

Are you able to do anything rates wise at all? I hate asking that! I've had overnighters in the past for ?300 - would this be possible?


If you hate asking, then why ask?
If you can afford a top hotel then why cannot you pay the price of stated for an overnight?
And if you have had overnighters in the past for ?300, then get in touch with them instead!

Cannot believe this guy is still trying this bullsh*t!!  He's been sending the same email for months....

received this evening

Heyy There Babe,

I Was Just Contacting You To Tell You That If Your Interested In Doing A Free Session?

(((Check My Profile))) I'm 19 And sexy Spanish

> I Would Lick Your Pussy + Asshole Or Do Anything Else You Want

Also I Could Only Travel To Your Home Or Hotel

Take Caree x X x


IIRESISTIBLE !!!!!!

Am I the only person who hasn't had this one?

Dear Bananmuffin,
I am a 57 year old businessman from Scotland who visits Birmingham on a regular basis. I have enjoyed viewing your website and Adultwork profile and would like to humbly request an appointment. I am visiting Birmingham tomorrow and, with apologies for the short notice, wondered whether you might be available for a one hour or one and a half hour appointment from around 11.45 am tomorrow morning (I arrive at New Street at 11.10) or alternatively an appointment in the early evening?
The services that I would be interested in, with your permission, are:
Foot worship;
Over the knee spanking (you giving, me receiving);
Humiliation (you giving, me receiving; I have a small penis and just one very small testicle and I am unable to satisfy my wife sexually; as a consequence she has had numerous affairs during our marriage including with my best friend and with one of my brothers);
Oral (me giving, you receiving);
Rimming (me giving, you receiving);
Hand relief (but only if you consider that I deserve it).
Please accept my sincere apologies if any of my suggestions cause offence. I am very submissive and would welcome the opportunity to spoil and pamper you; to worship and adore you; and to be humiliated and laughed at by you (mission accomplished ha ha ha!!).
Once again, please accept my apologies for the short notice of my request for an appointment. Should you be available and consider me worthy of an appointment please let me know what time would be convenient and what fee would be payable.
I hope to hear from you. Yours submissively, Halfsack).

Views ladies?

Charge him double. Tell him it's because you always do as you please in sessions and don't like following orders (he as a long list of them) and that's why you're charging him double.

I've already had Mr "I've got an incredibly small penis should I have it extended so it's 2ft long but only 3mm wide man", now this - do you think it's the same bloke or a different one?!!?  This could be my first job you know. If only I were available at the time(s) he needs (I genuinely am not available though lol!!):

Dear Bananmuffin,
I am a 57 year old businessman from Scotland who visits Birmingham on a regular basis. I have enjoyed viewing your website and Adultwork profile and would like to humbly request an appointment. I am visiting Birmingham tomorrow and, with apologies for the short notice, wondered whether you might be available for a one hour or one and a half hour appointment from around 11.45 am tomorrow morning (I arrive at New Street at 11.10) or alternatively an appointment in the early evening?
The services that I would be interested in, with your permission, are:
Foot worship;
Over the knee spanking (you giving, me receiving);
Humiliation (you giving, me receiving; I have a small penis and just one very small testicle and I am unable to satisfy my wife sexually; as a consequence she has had numerous affairs during our marriage including with my best friend and with one of my brothers);
Oral (me giving, you receiving);
Rimming (me giving, you receiving);
Hand relief (but only if you consider that I deserve it).
Please accept my sincere apologies if any of my suggestions cause offence. I am very submissive and would welcome the opportunity to spoil and pamper you; to worship and adore you; and to be humiliated and laughed at by you (mission accomplished ha ha ha!!).
Once again, please accept my apologies for the short notice of my request for an appointment. Should you be available and consider me worthy of an appointment please let me know what time would be convenient and what fee would be payable.
I hope to hear from you. Yours submissively, Halfsack).

Views ladies?

Hmm. He SOUNDS genuine, but the email is a little long. However, he IS sub, so that may explain it.

I would humour him, don't give him lengthy messages back, keep it to the "yes, I'm free, you need to call at X time tomorrow" whatever, booking procedures etc so that he doesn't get free sex chat or wank fodder and see where it goes.

If he DOES turn out to be your first: Good luck and tell us how it went!