I don't even think he's that unusual.

I have clients who are so paranoid about std's they won't even have sex or do anything at all without latex.  I don't mind, it makes my life easier.

Subject: hey gawjus

hey im wondering wen ur next available? i fink ur gawjus...i see u offer watersports? im into that and also i get really turned on by the smell of a womens ass...its my ultimate fantasy for a beautiful women to just sit on my face and fart...wierd i know...do you think u cud offer this?
 



 

Text received this morning

'What do offer'

Yes that got my interest Not!

Quote from: sweet jane on 19 April 2012, 12:26:35 pm

spam flavoured I assume:

'Hi, I'm (a dickhead) and I would like to ask you whether you are ticklish, and
if so, where are you most ticklish?
Thank you in advance.'

oh yes...just your average 'Dear Mistress' inquiry 

Tickling and being tickled is a fetish - I personally know someone who enjoys tickling their partner during sex!

^^^ yes for sure, I've seen some very hot/cute tickling play between people - but I advertise as an 'untouchable' Mistress....so errm...I don't think he's barking up the right tree.

having said that if he want's to book to be tied up and then threatened visciously with a feather duster im ALL FOR IT!! 

Subject: hey gawjus

hey im wondering wen ur next available? i fink ur gawjus...i see u offer watersports? im into that and also i get really turned on by the smell of a womens ass...its my ultimate fantasy for a beautiful women to just sit on my face and fart...wierd i know...do you think u cud offer this?
 

TMI warning!
I could have obliged him last night. I had a regular and I could not stop passing wind! I've never been so embarrassed! Must have been the bowl of crunchy nut clusters I ate before leaving! lol He seemed ok about it,  though he did say at one point, ..."Coty, you don't seem to be in complete control of your bowels today my dear" which made me laugh. Thing is though when they pump away for hours sometimes it's inevitable! It was one of the most embarrassing things that's ever happened to me though!

• Hi Jodie it's Jay i have only ever spoken to you on the pho but i want to c u
  If i come and c u cant i get the first time 4 free as i have never done this befor
  im gd looking 30 years of age mix race fit body its up to u but i have wanted to for so long now xxx
• yeah sounds good. Call me. Jodie. xx

He's on his way.
Any guesses where I'm gonna send him?

You're so cruel! :-))
Go on tell us!

Quote from: JodieTs on 19 April 2012, 06:23:16 pm

Any guesses >>>where I'm gonna send him?<<<

This bit >>><<< is a clue...

LOL
Let me know how many points you get!

OK,
Meantime I'll fuck up some tossers sexual identity.
Jack of Stevenage Sent a text to say he had seen me in the paper.
I suggested he phone me which he later did.
I give full info and prices. He asks for site address, which I gave.
He then saw my site and texted requesting more pics.  (wank fodder)
I said no he had to see me for real.
Then he reveals he is unemployed, with no Coin;  call finishes.  (wasting my fucking time)

• Jack of Stevenage I want to meet but only have about 50 as i don't work
• Very pissed off Jodie Sorry I don't see homosexual men and as ?50 will only get you a man in a dodgy frock and wig, you must be gay. Bye.
• Jack of Stevenage Sorry?
• Very pissed off Jodie You said you only had ?50 and I said I don't see see homosexual men and as ?50 will only get you a hairy man crossdresser  as that's the only market you can afford. Ha!

OMG, you're not in a good mood today. lol I'd hate to get on the wrong side of you! I wish I wasn't so damned soft, I could never do that.Though you do plant ideas in my head! ha ha!