An email on AW...

**EASTER SPECIAL:::ALL BUSTY/MEGA BUSTY LADIES FUCK & FILM ME FOR FREE. VIDEO IS ALL YOURS TO TAKE HOME.YOU CAN ORDER ME ALONE OR CAN INVITE ANOTHER FEMALE FRIEND OF YOU TO JOIN YOU AND ENJOY THIS SPECIAL TREAT ****

I AM AN ESCORT AND THIS IS MY WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU XX

I wonder if he would consider 'thanking me' by mowing the lawn and painting the shed this weekend instead...? No? Thought not.

R xx

PMSL!!! 
Oh come on, you could ask, he might say yes!

Whoever it was on here that talked about phone suffixes has made my life sooo much easier. 

Saw my first client since coming back to work yesterday and he was lovely. then today I got a call this morning from a guy who then booked to see me this afternoon at 2.30. So I got ready n all that then at 2pm no confirmation so i got out my book half expecting a no show, it got to 2.35 and I got this:

"I really wanna come but I'm nervous, I'm not a time waster but am very nervous. Want to see you and curious but a little scared"

So me, being me, gave him the benefit of the doubt and asked if I was to still expect him this afternoon and spoke breifly in my text about safe touch and massage.

and got a reply saying that: " oh, not afraid of touching, just nervous lol..so can I book with u?"

Me: " you already booked with me...you are late and I have other things to do today so at this point you either show up..or you don't"

Him, text 1; " ?? huh??"

text 2 : oh..well, I'm going to give it a miss, i'm really really sorry, not a time waster, honest, just scared.


oh piss off. he is now saved in my phone a T*** NS 1,

 *goes to read book in peace*
 

This is from a FREE text, what ever that means

hi, i was looking to use your services,. i am looking at about 1pm and would like to spend about ?30 - ?40. is this possible and what would i get for that. :/

I did consider offering him my specially tailored service of opening the door, taking the money and waving goodbye, but in the end didn't respond.

What the hell is up with these guys? and do they really expect a response? 

I'm sure I'm not the only one to get this amazing offer!!!  I'm not sure what sold it to me the most, his age (seeing as I'm 53!) or that he's sexy Spanish

Heyy There Babe,

I Was Just Contacting You To Tell You That If Your Interested In Doing A Free Session?

(((Check My Profile))) I'm 19 And sexy Spanish

> I Would Lick Your Pussy + Asshole Or Do Anything Else You Want

Also I Could Only Travel To Your Home Or Hotel

Take Caree x X x

Ha ha ha...you're so naughty. I remember reading this ages ago.

I already deleted and blocked him though. X

LMAO what avertisement for a cash pig?? Never even heard of such a thing

LOL....and I was just going to ask you what it is as I want to do it!!!

And this morning I woke up to this delightful business opportunity:

Subject: hi sexy
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Hiya babes nice profile looking sexy I'm holly, 21yo newbie xdresser.
I'm 5'5 slim pretty mixed raced with smooth golden skin and a nice round
bum that's only had one cock inside it. I'm looking to get into the adult
work industry, Ideally I want to find a tgirl I can come and stay with for
maybe a month
or so. Would be your property to pimp out and we would split any earnings
I make 50 50. Let me know if interested babes xx holly xx
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Holly,
I see at least one major drawback to your business partnership suggestion.
The Sexual Offences Act 2003
[53] Controlling prostitution for gain
(1) A person commits an offence if?
(a) They intentionally controls any of the activities of another person relating to that person's prostitution in any part of the world, and
(b) They do so for or in the expectation of gain for himself or a third person.
Potential tariffs: Max penalty: six months or a fine in a magistrate's court, seven years in a crown court.

For that reason, I'm out.

However these two business videos may assist you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFd5ItRlsE0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0mrndMzaE&feature=related