So am I Love the video too!

Wow. A couple of 'trial sessions'. Just Wow! 

Please forgive my random email to you.

I am looking for something in particular which may or may not be of interest to you, if it is not of interest I apologise in advance for this message, if it is of interest please do not hesitate to get in touch.

I am looking to start a regular meeting with one person who is ideally based in Newcastle or the surrounding area. The meetings will be fairly frequent and consistent. To begin with however it will need to comprise of a couple of 15 minute appointments in order to determine if we are right for each other.

I am hoping for a very long term agreement with one person only hense the need for a couple of 'trial' sessions prior to a more guaranteed set up.

Ideally I would like to try different sexual experiences so if you are open to lots of different things that would be appealing.

If any of this appeals please do let me know. Ideally I am looking for a combination of low price first few visits, (higher) set price thereafter with a plethora of new experiences to be had and a happy friendly person to meet.

If this long term opportunity is of interest to you please do come back to me.

Thanks,

Deluded twat who is just asking to be told to FOAD.

(Thanks Jodie  )

New message from AW

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Another deluded male escort I'm not into kids

Caller: 'So how many times can I cum?'
Me: 'I've no idea you'll have to answer that question yourself'

 

I get that as well^

I think its down to men going to parlours and discovering to their dismay they have to pay extra for extra cum's. 

The cheapskates.

Such a ridiculous question to ask when you apparently only want to pay for a 30 minute session anyway! How much ejaculation do they normally expect to happen during that short a length of time? The mind boggles.

Idiot: "I'm just having a look at your pictures and wanted to let you know I'm having a ..."

Me: "Oooh that's nice, well enjoy your evening!" [I hang up promptly]

I still can't shake my polite telephone voice when saying this though... 

 
I had a guy call today, worked his way up to asking for bareback. Had a quietly spoken, very polite voice and before I knew it, I had replied in that same polite, telephone voice.
Soon as the call ended I thought 'shame on me', why didn't I give him a hard time?
Saturation of the brain maybe???
W.x

Quote from: Juliette on 09 March 2012, 01:10:38 pm

Caller: 'So how many times can I cum?'

"It's up to you sweety.
But you must tell me and write the figure on the whiteboard with a marker-pen
then keep to it.
Oh, also you have to cum each time I tell you....at the end of a five second countdown"   
I really say this. 

And the sad reality is they'll probably barely only manage one 'cum' before they call it quits despite all the talk!