Received last night!
'Hi Juliette my name is Michael, I've just seen your adultwork advert, was wondering if I could take a shot in the dark and see if you accept items worth money rather than actual cash.
It's just I don't get paid until Monday now, and have been away on holiday, I really want to see you though.
Let me know either way thanks.
x'
Gold bullion would be nice, but seriously go down to the pawn shop and sort it out yourself!
You have absolutely no money and yet are contemplating seeing an escort? I find it pretty hard to be sympathetic with this sort of crap, do none of these guys have savings plans or any sort of mechanism whereby they put money aside???
Your half-hour rate is ?60 and I want to offer 50 ('as that's all I have'), so you're going to make yourself penniless! Seriously!?
What do you mean this is 'all I have'? You must be pretty bloody stupid if you truly only have ?50 in the entire world and want to spend it on a 30 minute sex session! 
Dear god, what a tosspot! Words truly fail me.
I know I've been attracting so many people with 'fee' problems recently who want to try it on, its pretty soul-destroying really especially when my prices are very much at the cheaper end of the scale anyway and I don't skip on services offered.
If I ever met a haggler the experience for him would be so lousy I doubt it'd be worth it, plus I wouldn't be happy he wouldn't be a total prick and ask for some money back.
I think its better not to see those with 'money issues' at all, if they've brought the subject up and don't understand that they've just ruined the experience for themselves entirely making me bitter by kind of suggesting that maybe I'm 'not worth it' then they're going to be a complete pain in the arse to deal with in a session too.
I can appreciate people are a bit hard-up at the moment but so am I! 
Yep, someone contacted me recently and said they'd like to see me again but only had ?x amount - where x amount was not the fee for the time requested. Now this person is known for being unreliable, sending lots and lots of texts when setting up bookings and had only turned up to one appointment, another just didn't confirm despite loads of texts.
I made it clear he definitely wasn't a candidate for a discount, that he'd buggered about in the past too much, and was leaning that way again now. Ok he said I'll have the full money for the booking. Come the day I get a message saying "Sorry only got ?x (the same lower amount)". I did wonder if he was hoping I'd be desperate for the booking, and thus say "Aw, come anyway", but I didn't.
I've noticed it's more often than not, those who muck about most who ask for or expect discount. Does it not occur to them that if a discount is available, then being reliable, making things straight forward might make the SP more amenable?
