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[suspicious]N.s Gent 04/9/09 appears on my phone.
I answer while checking for the index card.
Gent's card says: - Massive fantasist timewaster fantasist. A number of no show bookings and a clearly attempted outcall to a fake address.
I log everything and everyone. Thousands of cards. Clients, timewasters, no shows, threats, Penis STI clients with full descriptions of their fraked up genitalia, abduction/robbery attempts {twice, long time ago}, Any call which is dodgy on any level. Any call which is other than just a general enquiry. All date indexed. Reading this back, I come across as unstable & stalky like...so at least that's accurate...   

"Hello, I saw you on RXXX"
I start to swear and be totally 'Off my face' abusive - a whole lot. I proceed to give him a lot of ABUSE and AGGRESSION.
{totally unstable, not him, me!}
Then I told him that I like Slovakians but that I hate him.
And why would he want to see me when there are nice escorts out there.
He is taken aback, so I start again, shouting at him.
I stop and put a polite calm voice on and say: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute abuse, or the full half hour?
See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
He sounds confused and says "Half hour?"
So I carry on with the abuse, finishing with:
"And don't phone me again"
He replies "Sorry"
So I say "Tosser" and hang up.

That was so gooooood.
I say bad things when I have an audience. This time two escort friends in my lounge, their jaws agape in shock! {Though they were in hysterics by the end}

Worth not copying: This sort of thing, too many times, will eventually catch the wrong caller
& result in a violent shortening of one's life.
Who cares? I want out, anyway.[/suspicious]

You made a bold statement just there friend. A bad memory is all that it was?
W.x

That has just made me wish I kept cards..

I save all the numbers in my Blackberry and then notes or code depending on who it is. If someone calls me who has rung before I know before I answer who it is, whether I've met them, whether they book and cancel, if they have terrible english, are obviously having a wank etc. If I've seen them then I put the date of their last booking and how long they stayed for too. Its amazing what you can fit into just a few characters and its enough to give me a heads up on whether I want to answer and how to handle them. It also lets me filter out anyone I save as a TW and also to tie up phone numbers and emails which is handy when people swap about how they choose to contact me.

The codes kind of look like this:
Andy nice, oldr, hj no f. 07/11 1 - Nice older chap who likes a hand job only and I last saw in November for 1 hour
Tom, tll, asi, frantic kiss 16/12 2 - Tom who is tall and Asian and kisses like a suction pump on double speed. Saw in Dec for 2 hrs
John flake tk dep 26/11 1 - Bloke who books and cancels a lot but is fine when he actually shows so if he calls, take a deposit
Tony sub fs 03/12 1 - A sub who likes face sitting

Anyone I've seen and liked gets a * and there's even a few who get ** - but if my OH ever asks why I'm going to have to make up something because they're the ones who are REALLY good. Sssssh though, thats secret!

R xx

Stupid Saturdays 

Sometimes it seems putting up AT is an invitation to a vast increase in idiots and TWs.  Stupidly I let it get to me today.  The last straw came when a guy asked was the squirting guaranteed and I said well it almost always happens, look at my feedback if in doubt.

Because I couldn't give a case iron guarantee he backed out.  I stupidly then texted him to say that wasn't the approach to take, that I wasn't a mashine and engaged in a brief round  of 'text wars'. All very polite from me I might add but stupid yes, I normally stop myself from reacting like this!

<<slaps self on wrist

Quote from: Mellow on 28 January 2012, 03:17:35 pm

Stupid Saturdays 

Sometimes it seems putting up AT is an invitation to a vast increase in idiots and TWs.  Stupidly I let it get to me today.  The last straw came when a guy asked was the squirting guaranteed and I said well it almost always happens, look at my feedback if in doubt.

Because I couldn't give a case iron guarantee he backed out.  I stupidly then texted him to say that wasn't the approach to take, that I wasn't a mashine and engaged in a brief round  of 'text wars'. All very polite from me I might add but stupid yes, I normally stop myself from reacting like this!

<<slaps self on wrist

Sometimes it's just so hard not to though isn't it? I don't usually reply to tw(ats), but sometimes it gets the better of me! But sometimes i think it's good to point out what dick heads they are being...you never know it might sink in!

Yes that was my (probably vain) hope too 

I hada very odd client call today, who asked if I engage in roleplay. I asked what the roleplay was, and he said he wanted me to castrate him  ummm

I've watched a few horse castrations over the years, it looks pretty straightforward really... A little whiff of anaesthesia, a couple of strong stable hands and a HUGE pair of castration forceps... If he insists on the procedure, charge him 'vet's rates... 
W.x

Quote from: ladyjennaj on 30 January 2012, 09:38:24 pm

I hada very odd client call today, who asked if I engage in roleplay. I asked what the roleplay was, and he said he wanted me to castrate him  ummm

I've watched a few horse castrations over the years, it looks pretty straightforward really... A little whiff of anaesthesia, a couple of strong stable hands and a HUGE pair of castration forceps... If he insists on the procedure, charge him 'vet's rates... 
W.x

Oh that made me giggle 

hi i like ur profile and wated to book a session with u if u have time soo can u do watersports and do u any extra charge for that of include in 160 n hour and i like footfetish have u got lots of heels and fetish stuff can u do strap on on me plzz reply me and last think can i take ur piss with in in a bottle if u allow this and did u charge any extra for that or not soo is dat all ervices in 160 n h hour is dat is dat ok or not plzz i am waiting thanx bye
 

    

Brings a whole new meaning to a 'Bring a bottle' party....
R xx