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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2265 on: 23 January 2012, 08:54:52 pm »
Quote from: LouLou37 on 23 January 2012, 08:40:13 pm
Quote from: Mellow on 23 January 2012, 04:45:36 pm
Moron Mondays anyone?

So slow day only broken by TWs and a cancelled appointment.  Then I get a call, seems usual enough at first then the guy says:

Do you see couples and do you mind who she is in relation to me?

So I say I'd need to speak to hear to ensure everything was ok with her.  He's very reluctant to say who it was, I have to drag it out of him and finally he says'

Its my aunt

So my first instinct was..........fantasist so I told him that he was a fantasist and a TW, he denied it (well I guess he may not have been) and I ended by saying in anycase even if it was for real I wouldn't be comfortable with it.

Aaaaaaagh I give up on today.

I've had this one. The "aunt" fantasy guy. He is real and goes on webcams all the time and also sends emails. never met him in person ,because his requests are just  :-X

Is this the same person who asked for a booking with me last week and enquired as to whether or not I could dress up as someone's Aunty?

I told him I am an Aunty, so I could just dress as me. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2266 on: 23 January 2012, 09:31:13 pm »
Quote from: strawberry on 23 January 2012, 08:54:52 pm
Quote from: LouLou37 on 23 January 2012, 08:40:13 pm
Quote from: Mellow on 23 January 2012, 04:45:36 pm
Moron Mondays anyone?

So slow day only broken by TWs and a cancelled appointment.  Then I get a call, seems usual enough at first then the guy says:

Do you see couples and do you mind who she is in relation to me?

So I say I'd need to speak to hear to ensure everything was ok with her.  He's very reluctant to say who it was, I have to drag it out of him and finally he says'

Its my aunt

So my first instinct was..........fantasist so I told him that he was a fantasist and a TW, he denied it (well I guess he may not have been) and I ended by saying in anycase even if it was for real I wouldn't be comfortable with it.

Aaaaaaagh I give up on today.

I've had this one. The "aunt" fantasy guy. He is real and goes on webcams all the time and also sends emails. never met him in person ,because his requests are just  :-X

Is this the same person who asked for a booking with me last week and enquired as to whether or not I could dress up as someone's Aunty?

I told him I am an Aunty, so I could just dress as me. ;D


Ooh you know what, I beleive I may have had him on Cam a while ago (very briefly before I said no!). 

Lol Strawberry I wish I could've thought to say that!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2267 on: 24 January 2012, 01:05:18 pm »
Grrr. Twirpy tuesdays! Second client of the day and im already infuriated. Why do these douche bags make and appointment the text at the time of their supposed arrival saying they are going to be 20 minutes late. If I had clients coming out of my ears I'd tell them where they can poke it. Uh I hate Tuesdays  >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2268 on: 24 January 2012, 01:30:34 pm »
Just had a weirdest and sweetest (kind of) phone call from a potential client just now.

Was enquiring as to whether i would do OWO even though he's impotent. apparently he can still cum, but not get it up. Then he went on to ask me if i had seen any black clients before...basically his wife left him for a black man and on her way out the door she told him that black mens cocks are so much bigger than white mens  ::) he asked me if it was true, and i told him it wasnt.

He called me "darling" alot and was worried about his age (hes 48) so again i reassured him. Got the vibe hes very nervous, and i kind of felt sorry for him a little bit
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2269 on: 24 January 2012, 01:39:13 pm »
I think I would defo call your call 'weird' but not 'sweet' ................ more fantasist.

Red Flags there for me.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2270 on: 24 January 2012, 01:44:29 pm »
Quote from: RedLady1991 on 24 January 2012, 01:30:34 pm
Just had a weirdest and sweetest (kind of) phone call from a potential client just now.

Was enquiring as to whether i would do OWO even though he's impotent. apparently he can still cum, but not get it up. Then he went on to ask me if i had seen any black clients before...basically his wife left him for a black man and on her way out the door she told him that black mens cocks are so much bigger than white mens  ::) he asked me if it was true, and i told him it wasnt.

He called me "darling" alot and was worried about his age (hes 48) so again i reassured him. Got the vibe hes very nervous, and i kind of felt sorry for him a little bit

There's a blast from the past alright. Does this sound like him, perchance? ::)
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2271 on: 24 January 2012, 01:50:02 pm »
Quote from: amy on 24 January 2012, 01:44:29 pm
Quote from: RedLady1991 on 24 January 2012, 01:30:34 pm
Just had a weirdest and sweetest (kind of) phone call from a potential client just now.

Was enquiring as to whether i would do OWO even though he's impotent. apparently he can still cum, but not get it up. Then he went on to ask me if i had seen any black clients before...basically his wife left him for a black man and on her way out the door she told him that black mens cocks are so much bigger than white mens  ::) he asked me if it was true, and i told him it wasnt.

He called me "darling" alot and was worried about his age (hes 48) so again i reassured him. Got the vibe hes very nervous, and i kind of felt sorry for him a little bit

This has to be the guy we all know and love, if it is he'll phone many times for 'reassurance'.

There's a blast from the past alright. Does this sound like him, perchance? ::)
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RedLady1991

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2272 on: 24 January 2012, 02:12:29 pm »
Yes, it was him lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2273 on: 24 January 2012, 02:17:48 pm »
Quote from: RedLady1991 on 24 January 2012, 02:12:29 pm
Yes, it was him lol.

Bless. I recognised it as soon as I saw your post, and I don't think I've ever even spoken to him ;D.
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RedLady1991

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2274 on: 24 January 2012, 02:32:35 pm »
Hes really sweet and softly spoken, bit stuttery...kept calling me darling etc. Still feel sorry for him lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2275 on: 24 January 2012, 02:42:21 pm »
Quote from: RedLady1991 on 24 January 2012, 02:32:35 pm
Hes really sweet and softly spoken, bit stuttery...kept calling me darling etc. Still feel sorry for him lol

Feeling sorry for him.  He is probably feeding you a pack of lies.  The stutter is probably a ploy to keep you on phone longer while he is wanking.  :(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2276 on: 25 January 2012, 10:24:08 am »
Quote from: Mellow on 23 January 2012, 09:31:13 pm
Quote from: strawberry on 23 January 2012, 08:54:52 pm
Quote from: LouLou37 on 23 January 2012, 08:40:13 pm
Quote from: Mellow on 23 January 2012, 04:45:36 pm
Moron Mondays anyone?

So slow day only broken by TWs and a cancelled appointment.  Then I get a call, seems usual enough at first then the guy says:

Do you see couples and do you mind who she is in relation to me?

So I say I'd need to speak to hear to ensure everything was ok with her.  He's very reluctant to say who it was, I have to drag it out of him and finally he says'

Its my aunt

So my first instinct was..........fantasist so I told him that he was a fantasist and a TW, he denied it (well I guess he may not have been) and I ended by saying in anycase even if it was for real I wouldn't be comfortable with it.

Aaaaaaagh I give up on today.

I've had this one. The "aunt" fantasy guy. He is real and goes on webcams all the time and also sends emails. never met him in person ,because his requests are just  :-X

Is this the same person who asked for a booking with me last week and enquired as to whether or not I could dress up as someone's Aunty?

I told him I am an Aunty, so I could just dress as me. ;D


Ooh you know what, I beleive I may have had him on Cam a while ago (very briefly before I said no!). 

Lol Strawberry I wish I could've thought to say that!

yes, "homosapienntimacy" !! Always pops in and tries to prompt me and I just answer him back "naiively" or honestly, but I refuse to bite for his free dirtychat!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2277 on: 25 January 2012, 04:03:21 pm »
I just had a TW calling me from the states, it was a Texas number. He asked all kinds of questions and I kept referring him to my profile where everything is stated. I then asked if he was planning on visiting the UK sometime soon and he said no, but did I do phonesex...?  ::) I told him to call me if he ever decided to come to London and hung up! Why not at least TW call someone in your own country?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2278 on: 25 January 2012, 05:25:36 pm »
Quote from: RedLady1991 on 24 January 2012, 01:30:34 pm
Just had a weirdest and sweetest (kind of) phone call from a potential client just now.

Was enquiring as to whether i would do OWO even though he's impotent. apparently he can still cum, but not get it up. Then he went on to ask me if i had seen any black clients before...basically his wife left him for a black man and on her way out the door she told him that black mens cocks are so much bigger than white mens  ::) he asked me if it was true, and i told him it wasnt.

He called me "darling" alot and was worried about his age (hes 48) so again i reassured him. Got the vibe hes very nervous, and i kind of felt sorry for him a little bit

Fantasist.
Tell him to fuck right off.
(Today onwards I have decided to be very abusive and agressive to any timewaster)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2279 on: 25 January 2012, 06:44:40 pm »
[suspicious]N.s 04/9/09 appears on my phone.
A massive fantasist timewaster fantasist.
I start to swear and be totally 'Off my face' abusive - a whole lot.
I proceed to give him a lot of ABUSE. I ask why would he want to
see me when there are nice escorts out there.
He is taken aback, so I start again, shouting at him.
I stop and put a polite calm voice on and say:
Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute abuse, or the full half hour?
See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
He sounds confused and says "Half hour?"
So I carry on with the abuse, finishing with:
"And don't phone me again"
He replies "Sorry"
So I say "Tosser" and hang up.

That was so gooooood.
I say bad things when I have an audience. This time two escort
friends in my lounge, their jaws agape in shock!
{Though they were in hysterics by the end}
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