I've had some belters over the last couple of weeks including one who kept emailing me on aw and asking whereabouts I'm based in my town (I live in a small town that it takes 20 minutes at the most to drive from one end to the other - I'm not giving my address!) despite him asking for my number, me giving it and telling him several times to call me if he wanted a booking.
So, tonight's gem including all abbrieviations.
text from him: Hi redhead r u workin tommoz baby x
Me: Call me if you want (text wasn't received until a couple of hours later and I was sleepy)
Him: U still in nantwich (My aw profile has no mention of Nantwich???)
Him: U call me no credit
Me: I've never been in Nantwich, I'm in *town*. Are you sure you've got the right girl? And it's up to you to call me (I was sleepy and couldn't be bothered going into it)
Him: Im after sum lady 2 give me good time babe tommoz am xx
Him: I tried sumone in nantwich never came back x (
still doesn't explain how Nantwich comes into this)
Him: R u about tommoz am xx
Me: Are you near a computer?
Him: I was my sot im in bed can u c me in morn xx
Him: My son got it i mean sorry x
H: any good 2 u text me your addy xx (!!!)
H: I wil b there xx
Me: If you're serious about booking me, call me or book me on aw. I will need to know what time tomorrow, incall or outcall, how long you'd like to book me for, and that you have fully read my profile.
H: Incall my name is *TW* and im defo on 4 seeing u in the morning i can only get on computer wen my family out and that not goin happen soon enough i defo cum tommoz early am xx u up 4 it xx
H: Im no timewaster tel me ad and time i b there promise u xx
H: Wife comin home shortly text me quickly baby xx
H: Omg wish id got a bit of credit only got texts baby sory xx
H: Im serious babe text me please xx
H: Or call me now i give u money 4 call tommoz xx
He then calls me from a witheld number, telling me it's his work phone. I tell him to read my profile and do what it says.
H: Wil u b available early am i wil get credit on my phone in morning and ring u wot time u availabl xx
So far, no more texts. I can only presume his wife came home