Wot about this one - Do you do french kissing

And that's it nothing else!!! Makes my brain hurt sometimes.

xx

You should say yes, and only kissing. Idiots 

Just got this classy email........

do you sell underwear

I'm kinda guessing he means used underwear

Oh, and this one -

'I like rimming, so if I cum see you, then I would expect that area to be nice and clean.'

What a flippin' cheek!!!

Yeah because you would turn up to an appointment with a dirty ring piece... *eyeroll*

I had a lovely message on AW today from an older guy stating that he is 57 and doesn't get sex at home anymore. Usually perfect for me, but he had another alias as a 29 year old service provider!!! 

Quote from: ladyjennaj on 16 January 2012, 07:13:54 pm

Oh, and this one -

'I like rimming, so if I cum see you, then I would expect that area to be nice and clean.'

What a flippin' cheek!!!

Yeah because you would turn up to an appointment with a dirty ring piece... *eyeroll*

LOL - from reading some of the reviews on PN, it seems that some ladies really don't know how to wash their bottoms!!

Idiot texter.

'If I pay ?300+ would you consider going no saddle.'

What the hell is wrong with people? 

"do you like curry flavoured cock? i show you curry lollipop" ...  that one made me giggle!

Lol - tasty!!

Here's another silly idiot email I got after I replied & said I was free for bookings tomorrow afternoon:-

meet me tom around 5 30 fr half h , high heels killers stockings , etc .. just want to meet to for drink nothing else i love take it slowly but first i have to see you and talk about ideas for the next time .. is that ok with you??
 

I realise this guy wants to meet up for half hour outcall (which I don't do), for free - for a drink. To discuss 'next time'. haha.
Unfortunately there won't be a next time 'cause there won't even be a 'first time'. Muppet.