"do you like curry flavoured cock? i show you curry lollipop" ... that one made me giggle!
Lol - tasty!!
Here's another silly idiot email I got after I replied & said I was free for bookings tomorrow afternoon:-
meet me tom around 5 30 fr half h , high heels killers stockings , etc .. just want to meet to for drink nothing else i love take it slowly but first i have to see you and talk about ideas for the next time .. is that ok with you??
I realise this guy wants to meet up for half hour outcall (which I don't do), for free - for a drink. To discuss 'next time'. haha.
Unfortunately there won't be a next time 'cause there won't even be a 'first time'. Muppet.