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Lexi

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2145 on: 11 January 2012, 08:03:17 pm »
Just had this:

Hi there

I previously use to work with escorts by filming me and them or taking shots of us doing sexual content however I have recently got back into after being asked to join some escorts over the past few weeks.

I have worked with a fair amount of escorts now and understand some do not wish to do filming although would like to do the shots so either filming or shots can be had or both.
The escorts have used the material on their AW page as a way of promoting themselves more and gaining/attracting new clients.

Would you be interested in having a session to produce professional material which will be your property after creation.
You can choose how long you wish the session to be.

I am offering this for free for the first time.

DISCRETION CAN BE KEPT IF REQUESTED
DISCRETION CAN BE KEPT IF REQUESTED

If you wish to be paid for this then name you're price however I would appreciate some form of discussion/negotiation first as I am offering this chance for free.

I have professional movies and pictures of my work so far which I can send samples of if you are interested.
My page is quite watered down at the moment so my samples will have to be sent via email.

I am genuine so do get in touch
Best regards to the new year.
xx

Yummy - how nice is he to be offering the recording of sexual material  for free!

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2146 on: 11 January 2012, 08:45:02 pm »
Offering this chance for free? What a knob.

 :-X :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2147 on: 12 January 2012, 01:24:47 am »
If you wish to be paid for this then name you're price....

Ok, one billion, squillion, zillion pounds. And my own jet. And a Unicorn, with flowers in its tail. And...

What??? Lol, like my fantasies are -less- likely to come true than his???
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Dani

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2148 on: 12 January 2012, 01:24:00 pm »
Just had this:

Hi there

I previously use to work with escorts by filming me and them or taking shots of us doing sexual content however I have recently got back into after being asked to join some escorts over the past few weeks.

I have worked with a fair amount of escorts now and understand some do not wish to do filming although would like to do the shots so either filming or shots can be had or both.
The escorts have used the material on their AW page as a way of promoting themselves more and gaining/attracting new clients.

Would you be interested in having a session to produce professional material which will be your property after creation.
You can choose how long you wish the session to be.

I am offering this for free for the first time.

DISCRETION CAN BE KEPT IF REQUESTED
DISCRETION CAN BE KEPT IF REQUESTED

If you wish to be paid for this then name you're price however I would appreciate some form of discussion/negotiation first as I am offering this chance for free.

I have professional movies and pictures of my work so far which I can send samples of if you are interested.
My page is quite watered down at the moment so my samples will have to be sent via email.

I am genuine so do get in touch
Best regards to the new year.
xx

Yummy - how nice is he to be offering the recording of sexual material  for free!

Had this one yesterday and went to his profile page and there are 3 really bad pictures and the main one is of his cock. He is only a young kid as well so guess he is trying anything for a freebie.  If that is the quaity of his pics I will pass as they are done with a camera phone and bloody awful
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2149 on: 12 January 2012, 02:42:06 pm »
Yeah I saw his pics too, what a waste of an email... He even sent it to me twice! Refrained from sending a sarcastic email back but decided against it in the end. Its getting a bit boring now all these pointless emails!

Dani

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2150 on: 12 January 2012, 03:55:00 pm »
Oops I am bored today as off work sick so did reply, not heard back so I guess he got the message loud and clear
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Dani

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2151 on: 12 January 2012, 07:56:50 pm »
Well he replied
His response shows just what sort of person he is

"go fuck yourslef bitch" was his reply to me giving constructive critisism of his photos if he wants to advertise himself as a professional tog.

Definately not the sort of person I would want to be naked in front of
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2152 on: 12 January 2012, 09:01:38 pm »
Just confirmation that his profile photo is accurate and ihe is, actually, a dick.

Just little things like the way that whole thing was poorly worded and structured sound the alarm bells for me. It's like someone straining really hard to sound eloquent and professional.

And of course the fact he's willing to negotiate money on his FREE offer to have sex with you is also somewhat of a give away, but still.

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2153 on: 12 January 2012, 10:51:08 pm »
I just have a guy call up, asking if I'd consider letting him cum in my bottom and then slurp it out :-X *gags* I said no, obviously, because that would be bareback, which I do not do. He seemed genuinely shocked that I didn't offer it... ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2154 on: 12 January 2012, 11:29:06 pm »
Ok, so can't compete with the above, but found this one I just got a bit optimistic, a booking request for a booking starting in 30 mins, he had put a lower rate, and it was an outcall so would have taken me at least 30 mins to get there, and he wanted to pay in coins only...  ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2155 on: 13 January 2012, 12:24:55 am »
Oh dear how tempted am I to send this to that idiot!

That was the purpose!  ;D


Teehee feeling a wee bit bored so I sent it to him!

*skips with joy*  ;D

EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2156 on: 13 January 2012, 12:47:17 am »
and he wanted to pay in coins only...  ???

I choked on my tea! ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2157 on: 13 January 2012, 08:10:46 am »
Oh dear how tempted am I to send this to that idiot!

That was the purpose!  ;D


Teehee feeling a wee bit bored so I sent it to him!

*skips with joy*  ;D

I saved him on my phone as 'PuppyIdiot'. Funniest thing is I get a voicemail from him at 11pm the other night saying:

I couldn't open the picture, something wrong with my phone....mumble...mumble.....I'd really like to meet you

He seriously thought I'd been sending him sexy pics not a sarcastic puppy pic


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2158 on: 13 January 2012, 08:42:35 am »
I never normally put anything in here but I've just read an AW email (sent at 4.30am, naturally! From a "P****foryou", as I'm sure you'll all have the same thing, too ;D) which basically ticks all the No boxes so well that it's almost like he composed it just for this thread! I thought I should pop it in here so his efforts don't go to waste, ha.

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Hi Emily

I am very interested in booking you, especially as your profile suggests we will have a lovely time together. Your pictures seem to suggest you are a very very attractive lady - lucky me !!.say overnight (12 hours) 8 till 8 for ?750 ?

Am seeking a lovely easy going ladyfor a night of role play, fun and daft giggles at me hotel in London - i have all the required number of limbs and both my eyes work !! - I even have mates that are girls !! .I will provide the coke, mdma, weed, beer, wine, food etc.....hoping you can provide a few uniforms, some viagra and an address book of possible other girls we can get over for a while. as it will be a big night i have booked the room for the next night as well, so if you want you can stay for a while and we can relax and chill for the next day.......any road.....all i am looking for is an easy going caner who fancies a great time with a half decent looking, and nice bloke.......

Just to confirm, as I would like a party night (but respectful to you of course), and I can provide the wine ands drugs, that;

a) you want to share those with me
b) if we wanted to , you would be happy for us to get a second girl over (but only for a couple of hours of course -as I expect to have my hands full with you !)
c) you can bring loads of Viagra (nothing like the comedy view of a chap that you can rest your hat on !)
d) you can bring some uniforms and enjoy games and role plays

Lets face it, it is a long booking and I hope that you wish to relax and fill the time with some relaxed and sexy fun + giggles + good chats of course

best
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He wants discounts, drugs, services I don't offer, extra girls that I apparently keep in my cupboards despite being straight... I can't even be mildly miffed because it's all just so hilarious that he thinks I might even reply. ;D

Poor kid. I hope he gets his life a bit sorted soon, it sounds like he's destined to end up an abandoned corpse in a hotel room - all money and possessions stripped from him by whatever "ladies" he ends up booking - naked and dead with a massive viagra boner at this rate! Hopefully it's all just a silly fantasy though. Whew!
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Miaken

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2159 on: 13 January 2012, 10:39:56 am »
Do you girls consider it our responsibility to provide Viagra? I don't! I almost find it a bit insulting... telling someone "I wanna shag ya, but - christ - bring some viagra, luv!"

I know it's not at all related to attraction, obviously, but still... surely if the guy has a problem with getting it up it's his responsibility to fix it, not ours? It's a bit like going into a chain of McDonald's and expecting them to perform dental surgery on you before you eat.