Ok so I made a rare reverse bid........email back from the guy:


Thanks very much, in all honesty I'm looking for a new regular girl, the lovely lady I used to see moved back to oxford, so I'm kinda tring to find a beautiful lady who I get on well with, is good in bed and I can afford to come see me on a regular basis! Does that sound like something we might be able to come to an arrangement on? X
 

Am I being cynical in thinking he is looking for an instant discount?!

Not cynical at all. I really need to get out of this business, I'm beginning to hate men!
what a tosser.

Got this one yesterday......

Hope all is well

I'm interested in an overnight booking in London this week. This would be at a top hotel in central London, most likely around Kensington.

The night would include drinks and possibly a club for a little dirty dancing and further flirting. Then back to the hotel for some great sex.

A little about moi, I'm 28 and work in advertising - I think we'd have a superb night together. I'm not your suited and booted type, more skinny jeans and denim jacket, I'm basically a young guy with a very high sex drive

Are you able to do anything rates wise at all? I hate asking that! I've had overnighters in the past for ?250 - would this be possible?

I'm also on msn in you fancy a natter. wanker@hotmail.co.uk

I Look forward to hearing from you.


I think he'll be waiting a long time to hear from me

"Let's have a natter about THIS, mate... I think you should move BACK to Shoreditch and book the escorts who charged TOI those cut-rate overnight fees.... and leave me be to the non-cheapskates!!xxx"

Got this one yesterday......

Hope all is well

I'm interested in an overnight booking in London this week. This would be at a top hotel in central London, most likely around Kensington.

The night would include drinks and possibly a club for a little dirty dancing and further flirting. Then back to the hotel for some great sex.

A little about moi, I'm 28 and work in advertising - I think we'd have a superb night together. I'm not your suited and booted type, more skinny jeans and denim jacket, I'm basically a young guy with a very high sex drive

Are you able to do anything rates wise at all? I hate asking that! I've had overnighters in the past for ?250 - would this be possible?

I'm also on msn in you fancy a natter. wanker@hotmail.co.uk

I Look forward to hearing from you.


I think he'll be waiting a long time to hear from me

Him! I used to webcam for him occasionally. That's an almost word-perfect copy of a message he sent me a year ago. Funnily enough a booking never appeared even after he decided I was "worth (my) usual rates". 

Quote from: littlepeanut on 06 January 2012, 01:08:26 pm

Got this one yesterday......

Hope all is well

I'm interested in an overnight booking in London this week. This would be at a top hotel in central London, most likely around Kensington.

The night would include drinks and possibly a club for a little dirty dancing and further flirting. Then back to the hotel for some great sex.

A little about moi, I'm 28 and work in advertising - I think we'd have a superb night together. I'm not your suited and booted type, more skinny jeans and denim jacket, I'm basically a young guy with a very high sex drive

Are you able to do anything rates wise at all? I hate asking that! I've had overnighters in the past for ?250 - would this be possible?

I'm also on msn in you fancy a natter. wanker@hotmail.co.uk

I Look forward to hearing from you.


I think he'll be waiting a long time to hear from me

Him! I used to webcam for him occasionally. That's an almost word-perfect copy of a message he sent me a year ago. Funnily enough a booking never appeared even after he decided I was "worth (my) usual rates". 

I was offered ?50 more about 6 months ago.  Obviously his finances are dropping

OMG I'm getting all the freaking cheapskates lately!
I get a guy wanting massage/HR, I tell him the price, he says....perfect.

Then he has the nerve to text me this:

"I don't really want a massage just for me to have a couple of wanks would you be able to do the for ?30? You don't have to touch me"

I often ignore these kind of texts but today I'd had enough of idiots. So I texted him back to say I don't negotiate on my clearly stated profile prices and I doubted he would find anyone to do it for that price.

What a pisstake!

"I don't really want a massage just for me to have a couple of wanks would you be able to do the for ?30? You don't have to touch me"

You're already not touching him for free - what more does he want?!

Quote from: ladyjennaj on 07 January 2012, 06:08:28 pm

Just had this one -

'Do I get a discount because I have a tiny dick?'

Ummmm....

"No, you have to pay more, because  you have a tiny dick."

Agreed!  I never know what to do with them