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Oriana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2100 on: 03 January 2012, 04:31:12 pm »
Quote from: Mellow on 02 January 2012, 08:13:00 am
Got this email today.....

<DELAY Flags="\x02" Time="100"/>

Err wtf is that code for?!

This is macro code. Roughly there are two chances: someone send this bit of code by mistake or he was trying to infect your computer. Failed miserably at both. ;D
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Kiko

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2101 on: 03 January 2012, 04:52:09 pm »
Quote from: Oriana on 03 January 2012, 04:31:12 pm
Quote from: Mellow on 02 January 2012, 08:13:00 am
Got this email today.....

<DELAY Flags="\x02" Time="100"/>

Err wtf is that code for?!

This is macro code. Roughly there are two chances: someone send this bit of code by mistake or he was trying to infect your computer. Failed miserably at both. ;D

Really? Is it that easy to send a virus? I thought you would have to open an attachment to get an email virus? Clearly, i'm not computer literate...  ???
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2102 on: 03 January 2012, 06:19:45 pm »
Quote from: Kiko on 03 January 2012, 04:52:09 pm
Quote from: Oriana on 03 January 2012, 04:31:12 pm
Quote from: Mellow on 02 January 2012, 08:13:00 am
Got this email today.....

<DELAY Flags="\x02" Time="100"/>

Err wtf is that code for?!

This is macro code. Roughly there are two chances: someone send this bit of code by mistake or he was trying to infect your computer. Failed miserably at both. ;D

Really? Is it that easy to send a virus? I thought you would have to open an attachment to get an email virus? Clearly, i'm not computer literate...  ???

Trying to infect my computer  :o
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2103 on: 03 January 2012, 06:23:05 pm »
Quote from: scottishgirl001 on 03 January 2012, 03:49:45 pm
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Lol Natasha, I will just dust up my Russian

Hey Mellow, time to go back to uni and do advanced Maths/Physics :)

Eek my two worst subjects at school; think my second career as a spy is over before it began  ::)
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Oriana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2104 on: 03 January 2012, 06:24:06 pm »
Quote from: Kiko on 03 January 2012, 04:52:09 pm
Quote from: Oriana on 03 January 2012, 04:31:12 pm
Quote from: Mellow on 02 January 2012, 08:13:00 am
Got this email today.....

<DELAY Flags="\x02" Time="100"/>

Err wtf is that code for?!

This is macro code. Roughly there are two chances: someone send this bit of code by mistake or he was trying to infect your computer. Failed miserably at both. ;D

Really? Is it that easy to send a virus? I thought you would have to open an attachment to get an email virus? Clearly, i'm not computer literate...  ???

No need to worry, this single line could not affect a mouse.  It would have to be complete script shell or batch file.  Still I am interested why someone would send it to prossie email. Macro viruses are ugly, nasty shit; they can be embedded in a perfectly normal, innocent looking Word document sent from friend's email. Once you open it they run automatically. Because they depend on application, they can infect computer run by any operating system. Most modern antivirus programs are able to detect them; not always, though. If cleverly written, they can slip through.
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2105 on: 04 January 2012, 01:18:45 am »
Idiot hangs up after half a ring.
I send a polite text requesting him to call me and that I'm available.
and not to text back, nor half ring hang up.
To which I get a series of youf texts for info...
Ignoring these either gets a phone call or they stop.
« Last Edit: 23 January 2017, 08:35:27 pm by River »
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MissThang

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2106 on: 04 January 2012, 01:59:29 am »
There's got to be an iPhone app for it........ ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2107 on: 04 January 2012, 03:23:38 am »
.. Very tempting offer... NOT. 

Hi there,

You sound like a dirty girl! I have a fantasy I'd like to act out.
I'd like to meet a stranger for natural sex without a condom and cum in her, like I would in a girlfriend (or dirty whore!).

Is this something you're interested in?

S

Me being the 'dirty whore' referred to in brackets, I presume.  Err no thanks.
(I don't do BB anyway, for ANY amount of money)
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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2108 on: 04 January 2012, 11:06:36 am »
What an idiot ::)
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Rooby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2109 on: 04 January 2012, 11:08:25 am »
A phonecall...

TW - Hi, I'd like to to book you for an hour this Evening. How does ?100 per hour sound?
    Me - It sounds like a lot less than my usual fee.
TW - Thats a 'No' isn't it.
    Me - Yep. Bye.

I love it when they catch on quick :)

R xx
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Kiko

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2110 on: 04 January 2012, 11:42:02 am »
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... I have to tell you .... You nearly owed me a bunch of money for redecoration of my living room after reading your blog ! .... Picture the scene - me ... Quietly trawling the internet in a bid to source my favourite flava shake ;) ... And to begin something I've never done before ... When I click on your link ...

Attracted hugely by your pictures (I'm not shallow but jeeeeerrez) ;) ... I began to peruse your perfect profile ..... And then .... After picturing myself gently sucking on your bottom lip as we pulled away from our first kiss .... I happened across your blog ......

...... I was laughing so hard my legs gave way careering me across the room ... Bouncing off chairs and fireplace on my stumble ... Only to be saved by my curtains which I grabbed hold of as the tears of understood humour ran down my face .... Luckily ... The rather well attatched curtain pole held firm (I thank you... ;) hehe) .... And no further damage was caused .... But ....as.a result ..... I think it only fair that you give me your phone number ...... You know ..... To appologize audably ... For nearly ruining my home ;)

I dunno... At least he's original! But this comes across as somebody looking for a date rather than a booking. And my blogs really aren't that funny!  Hmm... He aint getting my number... Unless he's smart enough to google it...!
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sweet jane

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2111 on: 05 January 2012, 04:02:20 pm »
from the wonder that is AW:

'Id love to be made to do something with a horse!!!! Is that mad?

 xxx'

short answer.... 'yes'  ::)
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2112 on: 05 January 2012, 04:45:21 pm »
Ok so I made a rare reverse bid........email back from the guy:


Thanks very much, in all honesty I'm looking for a new regular girl, the lovely lady I used to see moved back to oxford, so I'm kinda tring to find a beautiful lady who I get on well with, is good in bed and I can afford to come see me on a regular basis! Does that sound like something we might be able to come to an arrangement on? X
 

Am I being cynical in thinking he is looking for an instant discount?!
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2113 on: 05 January 2012, 04:46:17 pm »
Quote from: sweet jane on 05 January 2012, 04:02:20 pm
from the wonder that is AW:

'Id love to be made to do something with a horse!!!! Is that mad?

 xxx'

short answer.... 'yes'  ::)

Yep certifiable!

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LouLou37

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2114 on: 05 January 2012, 06:13:53 pm »
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Hey :)

I'm really looking forward to using your service, I was just wondering if you could give me a brief overview of what would happen in a typical session.

Thanks :)

My reply - "Hahahaha dream on sunshine (-:"

 ;D

He has been registered for 3 years, still no feedback too.

Baring in ind my profile has a whole section of "what happens in a typical session"  ::)
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