Quote from: Mellow on 09 December 2011, 05:22:23 pm

And this.......


Good evening.

I have never done this type of thing before. In fact, as I am embarrassed to say, tomorrow I turn 22 and am still a virgin. I am looking for an experienced and caring woman to guide me through a memorable first time. After reading your feedback, I am sure that I would like to meet you.

On friday evening, could I have the pleasure of your company for two hours? I have placed a booking on the website for 7pm, but that seemed impersonal. I would at least like to e-mail you before hand to chat. Also, I need to ask, can we meet at yours?

I am very excited to meet you.
 

That sounds like a pretty normal email? I mean, I don't see virgin clients if I can help it (due to the horrible awkwardness of it all - plus, I think there's no harm doing the normal dating thing for a while longer to see if you meet someone who wants to have sex with you for real!) but I would just reply explaining politely etc; I wouldn't consider him the worst of timewasters even though I'm sure many "virgins" are fantasists (or are really virgins and therefore way too scared to actually show up for their booking!). No time lost if you just say no nicely?

...Or do you mean that it might be a cut+paste job? Cos that's very possible, yes!

I must admit I was in two minds about this one.  He did make a booking on the site, but didn't follow up by phoning when we arranged a time to do this - I was going to guage it on the phone call as to whether I would see him.  Must admit I was veering towards a no just as you say because of the awkwardness etc; since he didn't phone, no great loss!

On the other hand it does seem rather 'cut and paste' too.

Quote from: Mellow on 09 December 2011, 05:20:58 pm

Got this earlier in the week.........sooo tempting!

HI McBIGD69 or DAVID love to make my xmas dreams true with U xxx 07*********
******@HOTMAIL.co.uk

I got the same message on the 5th, and then two more messages from him on the 7th an hour apart.  the first message was exactly the same, the other two slightly different but all mentioned making his "xmas dreams cum true with U"

Talk about persistent.

When he runs out of ladies in Scotland do you think he'll try and win over the English girls?!

Just received this message on adultwork how delightful!

Hi,

I'm 35 and am now living on the South French coast between Nice and Monaco.

I am looking for a kinky girl who does bareback, like dressing provocatively and is available for few days for a nice stay in the sun here.

Are you available to fly here this evening for 2 days?

I'll pay your flights, your stay (obviously) and ?500.

Thoughts?

xxx

LOL - my reply would be: "?500??? Did you only want to see me for 3 hours?? (PS: if you want bareback, that will be ?8million, to be paid in advance.)"

Hi Lexy, seen you profile and wow, you look stunning. Im looking for some company this Thursday, 15th December, to visit me in my country retreat near Andover. Booking would be for 2 hours but may want longer, if we are having a good time wink wink. Idearly I am looking for a young, fit, very naughty girl, plenty of kissing and cuddling, oral both ways and cim/swallow. Would prefer everything unprotected, I hate condoms but I dont have to cum inside you and would love to try anal. Also would love for you to wear some cuffs for some of the time and a bit of light spanking......oh I am hard a the thought.....are you wet with temptation. I can pick you up from anywhere and take you back afterwards if that helps, I have a nice car. Anyway, a little about myself, Im 43, married, company director, very clean hence the bareback request. I average size, not fat by any means and reasonably well endowed. I do smoke and would prefer a smoker for the odd one outside with a bit of fumbling hehe. If your interested in such a booking please let me know availability, any restrictions and price etc. A phone number would be good so I can finalise on Thursday. Hope to hear form you Nick xxxx

BARF...

my favorite bit from your email -

"oh I am hard a the thought.....are you wet with temptation"

for some reason that literally made me sick a little  (shudders!)

Ditto LouLou. Urgh the whole message made me shudder. YUCK

I'm going away for a few days to sort my head out and decide if I want to continue doing this, and this text today may have just made up my mind!!

Hi baby i'm turkish man i want suck u i game my dick now my cock 20cm very sweet u want meet me now i am home alone if you want see me msn cam?

Christ, are people really that disgusting? 

This was another lovely one (which I ignored)

  i know i am being cheeky but i am looking for a 2 hour outcall for ?100 - no sex- just to join me clubbing in london tonite or sat - u can choose the nightclub if u prefer.

This one which I ignored as I didn't understand...

Hi, am intrigued by profile, you seem interesting but obviously this is a looks reliant line of work, anyway of discreetly circumventing the issue?

And this...

iam steve. 45yo english guy from london.
i have a profile with 3 pics of me, plus good feedback too.
have a look... and hope you like (pics)

would love to have a hour incall with you.

BUT...... your rates is to high for me!!

Bugger.