"How much to punch your pussy for an hour" so I reply ?100 a half hour and I punch you in the face for free. Haha.
 Natalie Xx

LMAO Oh God that me laugh out loud.
  Either "punching your pussy" is a euphanism or that's a really odd request. Why would anyone want to do that?

Had a strange one this week.
This guy has called me EVERY DAY for the last 5 days, asking the same questions -

1) where are you based?
2) how much for an hour?
3) howfar walk from station?
4) are you blonde or brunette now?

Etc. but he calls EVERY DAY. So odd.
 

Had a strange one this week.
This guy has called me EVERY DAY for the last 5 days, asking the same questions -

1) where are you based?
2) how much for an hour?
3) howfar walk from station?
4) are you blonde or brunette now?

Etc. but he calls EVERY DAY. So odd.
 

There might be something actually wrong with me, but after the second call I'd have been delighting in telling him different answers to the day before, to see if he questions it. By day 5, I'd have probably bought a small notebook to make sure I don't duplicate a response. I'm not really cut out for customer service....

Quote from: ladyjennaj on 24 November 2011, 11:56:39 am

Had a strange one this week.
This guy has called me EVERY DAY for the last 5 days, asking the same questions -

1) where are you based?
2) how much for an hour?
3) howfar walk from station?
4) are you blonde or brunette now?

Etc. but he calls EVERY DAY. So odd.
 

There might be something actually wrong with me, but after the second call I'd have been delighting in telling him different answers to the day before, to see if he questions it. By day 5, I'd have probably bought a small notebook to make sure I don't duplicate a response. I'm not really cut out for customer service....

Haha I'd have totally done that too! I got two new pairs of glasses once and on the bus home this guy was checking me out, and so every time he looked away I kept changing which pair I was wearing but acting totally naturally. His face each time was hilarious.

... I'm very special.

Rude man: (barks down the phone): ARE YOU WORKING?
Me: Excuse me?
Rude man: (still barking) - ARE YOU WORKING?
Me: Well hello, thanks for your lovely introduction, it is such a pleasure to take a call from someone with such manners.
Rude man: Oh, sorry.
Me: Ok, goodbye (hangs up)

Rude man tries calling twice, I ignore it.

Rude man texts: Can we start again?
Me texts: So that you can pretend to be someone with manners?

No reply, excellent result. Blacklisted.

Thanks goodness I have sky box live pause for the Come Dine With Me Sunday arvy marathon.

Rude man: (barks down the phone): ARE YOU WORKING?
Me: Excuse me?
Rude man: (still barking) - ARE YOU WORKING?
Me: Well hello, thanks for your lovely introduction, it is such a pleasure to take a call from someone with such manners.
Rude man: Oh, sorry.
Me: Ok, goodbye (hangs up)

Rude man tries calling twice, I ignore it.

Rude man texts: Can we start again?
Me texts: So that you can pretend to be someone with manners?

No reply, excellent result. Blacklisted.

Thanks goodness I have sky box live pause for the Come Dine With Me Sunday arvy marathon.

Oh I absolutely hate this type of caller. I always wonder if they were ringing for a doctors appointment or phoning for quotes on a car repair would they be so abrupt. I'm still undecided what makes them so bloody ignorant.
 I get callers like this constantly.
       Phone rings so I pick up and say hello.
 Dickhead: "Busy?"
  Me: "Excuse me?"
 Dickhead tuts: "I said are ya busy?"
 Me: "Busy?"
 Dickhead tuts and sighs: "Are you busy at the minute?"
  Me: "Busy? Who are you and what do you want?"
 Dickhead: "Got your number on the computer"
 Me: "Computer? What computer?"
 Dickhead: "Mine"
 Me: "How'd my number get on your computer?"
 Dickhead: " Was on that site"
 Me: "Ahh ok so it was on the internet and what site in particular?"
 Dickhead quotes the site.
 Me: "Right so what do you want?"
 Dickhead: "A quick cheap fuck"
 Me: "Don't you all. I meant what do you want ringing me. If you wanted to place a booking with myself there is protocol to follow which is clearly outlined on the site in which you obtained my number."
 I proceeded to tell the git how annoying it is when someone rings and doesn't briefly introduce themselves and inform me of what they'd like and when and for how long.
 I'd just got so fed up of these crappy phone calls and even as I write this I am dreading checking my work phone as I know there's going to be so much more like it today.
 Ps: Another type are the guys who call and their opening line is "hey how are you?". Fair enough it's friendly enough but so bloody annoying. A simple "Hi I'm Alan I got your number from (whatever site) and am enquiring as to wether or not your free at 2pm tomorrow for an hour" is a much better way to make a call.
      Natalie Xx

My phone, in about 20 minutes...

• Potential caller - Hi Jodie. I recently saw your escort friend xyz.
  She suggested that I give you a call sometime. I've since checked out your site and AW profile.
  Your looks, services and fee all look great, so I'd like to make a booking.
  I'm interested in seeing you today for an hour. Either mid afternoon or after 7pm.
  
  Jodie - Are you totally insane to even suggest such a thing, today, 08/11/11?
  You do know what gets released today? Here's a clue >>>MW3<<<
  

Meanwhile,
Jodie's voicemail - I'm on the xbox right now; ...I may be some time...   

Haha Jodie, your posts always make me HOWL with laughter.