Just when I was feeling left out.......got this email


Hi I require your remarks/opinion on a matter. As you are an escort and also well experienced which makes you perfect for providing a remark/opinion. Hunny if you are okay helping with it, can I put my matter? It wont take you more than 4mins:) :)but I?m sorry that I would not be able to pay or place any booking for it, and your opinion is to be free, but PLEASE, I would really appreciate it as it would help me loads.
btw u r damn sexy
 

My website has a 'Contact Me' function that sends me emails. I just got

'i love you so much you are very nice nice boobs every thing is nice'

31 times and my phone almost exploded!

R xx

C'mon, Rooby... rumour has it that you ARE very nice boobs!!! ;-) xx

My website has a 'Contact Me' function that sends me emails.

http://yourescortsite.com/why-contact-me-forms-are-not-a-good-idea/

Text: Hello I am Like you can over night when book please let X

My only Reply (for my own humour really): Where are you?

Text: I am live in London

Text: Can tomorrow come London 11am in And 3 on leave pay *my overnight rate*!!!

Text: I am not Joke.. What think plan !

I should point out I live in Scotland and would expect more than my very cheap overnight rate to travel to london but I'd probably expect more than 11 hours notice too! 

and well many other things, my high expectations are a real bitch lol   

Just when I was feeling left out.......got this email


Hi I require your remarks/opinion on a matter. As you are an escort and also well experienced which makes you perfect for providing a remark/opinion. Hunny if you are okay helping with it, can I put my matter? It wont take you more than 4mins:) :)but I?m sorry that I would not be able to pay or place any booking for it, and your opinion is to be free, but PLEASE, I would really appreciate it as it would help me loads.
btw u r damn sexy
 

Think he has covered most escorts on AW at least once.  He has been working his way through English ones, and he has emailed girls in NI too.  He even had the audacity to email on two different occasions - a week apart - even after I had told him to f*** off.  He's blocked now. Silly twat.

Quote from: Mellow on 22 November 2011, 08:42:18 am

Just when I was feeling left out.......got this email


Hi I require your remarks/opinion on a matter. As you are an escort and also well experienced which makes you perfect for providing a remark/opinion. Hunny if you are okay helping with it, can I put my matter? It wont take you more than 4mins:) :)but I?m sorry that I would not be able to pay or place any booking for it, and your opinion is to be free, but PLEASE, I would really appreciate it as it would help me loads.
btw u r damn sexy
 

Think he has covered most escorts on AW at least once.  He has been working his way through English ones, and he has emailed girls in NI too.  He even had the audacity to email on two different occasions - a week apart - even after I had told him to f*** off.  He's blocked now. Silly twat.

I received this one yesterday!  He's really doing the rounds lol

How not to persuade an escort to live in your house and provide services for free.

sweetie

i live in sutton, london zone 5, in a 2 bedroom modern flat. i wish to offer you one of my nice bedrooms in exchange for intimacy. between the two of us we will share the entire house. you will live-in completely free, so you do not have to pay any rent or any household bills

my basic requirements are that you should be trustworthy and must not be into any bad habits like drugs or alcohal etc. also you cannot use the house for bringing in clients, but you can meet clients outside the house anytime you desire

i am not looking for sex. in fact i had a tourist girl stay at my home for short while and was offended when i refused to have sex with her. i will love to have sex once i feel comfortable with you and only if i wear a condom

i fancy things like kissing and fondling and seeing you nude etc. i am 34 and do a nice respectable job in a company

if interested we can speak / meet whichever way you prefer

kisses
loverboy

I got the exact same email!!!! Idiot! 

Annoying identical frequent 'one line' text I get from various people


• Mr 'no social skills': How big is ur cock
  
• Jodie template reply: We were unable to deliver your SMS message.
  The recipient has this facility deactivated.Phone instead.
  This will be a free call.

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